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A surprisingly reverent collection of religious humor clean enough to be used in the pulpit. St. Peter jokes, mock sermons, church bulletin misprints and age-old denominational rivalries are all here. Illustrated.
Book Synopsis The Preacher Joke Book by : Loyal Jones
Download or read book The Preacher Joke Book written by Loyal Jones and published by august house. This book was released on 1989 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A surprisingly reverent collection of religious humor clean enough to be used in the pulpit. St. Peter jokes, mock sermons, church bulletin misprints and age-old denominational rivalries are all here. Illustrated.
This Christian jokes book is perfect for Christians and the whole family. These are all clean jokes that a person with a nice sense of humor can enjoy and laugh at. With hundreds of jokes there are hours of funny entertainment to be had. This jokes book makes a perfect Christmas or birthday present. Now available now in the USA, UK, Canada, Australia, Germany and many other countries. Start enjoying lots of laughs today!
Book Synopsis Christian Joke Book by : Juicy Quotes
Download or read book Christian Joke Book written by Juicy Quotes and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-17 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Christian jokes book is perfect for Christians and the whole family. These are all clean jokes that a person with a nice sense of humor can enjoy and laugh at. With hundreds of jokes there are hours of funny entertainment to be had. This jokes book makes a perfect Christmas or birthday present. Now available now in the USA, UK, Canada, Australia, Germany and many other countries. Start enjoying lots of laughs today!
Its purpose is to bring fun and joy to the body of Christ and to others. It is a labor of love. I thank God for giving me the strength, wisdom, and energy to write this book. Share some of the jokes with others on the pulpit, in fellowships, etc. Encourage others to buy this book and other books by the author.
Book Synopsis Christian Jokes by : Delphon Coker
Download or read book Christian Jokes written by Delphon Coker and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2016-05-13 with total page 45 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Its purpose is to bring fun and joy to the body of Christ and to others. It is a labor of love. I thank God for giving me the strength, wisdom, and energy to write this book. Share some of the jokes with others on the pulpit, in fellowships, etc. Encourage others to buy this book and other books by the author.
This Christian joke book contains over 100 religious jokes including: - Church Jokes - Bible Jokes - Jesus Jokes - God Jokes - Noah's Ark Jokes - Other Religion Jokes Naturally this Christian joke book upholds Christian values so the jokes are clean and respectful. Hope you enjoy these jokes and remember that God provides a safe landing, not a safe passage. God bless you
Book Synopsis Christian Jokes by : R. Clarke
Download or read book Christian Jokes written by R. Clarke and published by . This book was released on 2017-03-20 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Christian joke book contains over 100 religious jokes including: - Church Jokes - Bible Jokes - Jesus Jokes - God Jokes - Noah's Ark Jokes - Other Religion Jokes Naturally this Christian joke book upholds Christian values so the jokes are clean and respectful. Hope you enjoy these jokes and remember that God provides a safe landing, not a safe passage. God bless you
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Born Again Christian, Italian, Irish, Born Again Christian, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Born Again Christian, Born Again Christian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Born Again Christian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Born Again Christian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Born Again Christian Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Born Again Christian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Born Again Christian jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Born Again Christians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Born Again Christian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Born Again Christian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Born Again Christian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Born Again Christians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Book Synopsis The Best Ever Book of Born Again Christian Jokes by : Mark Geoffrey Young
Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Born Again Christian Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-12-22 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Born Again Christian, Italian, Irish, Born Again Christian, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Born Again Christian, Born Again Christian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Born Again Christian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Born Again Christian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Born Again Christian Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Born Again Christian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Born Again Christian jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Born Again Christians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Born Again Christian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Born Again Christian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Born Again Christian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Born Again Christians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Need a good joke to brighten your day? Are you looking for jokes that you want to tell to your friends or family that actually work? Do you enjoy those moments where you laugh and then just can't stop? Do you want to experience more God's great gift of laughter? If you said yes to any of the following questions, then this book was made for you. Who said Christians couldn't laugh or enjoy God's gift of laughter? Adam Frasz writes this book as a reminder that anyone can have a good laugh from humor that is free of foul language and inappropriate content. You can enjoy a wide variety of jokes that talk about geography, college life, sports, the Bible, and church and all sorts of random topics. If you are interested in using pick-up lines for possible dates, there are some options in here too (if you dare). The title, Pundamentals, is a joke in and of itself and was thought of long before this book was published. Lastly, Frasz hopes that the laughter that comes from the jokes in his first book can be medicine for those who have rough days or are going through the trials of life. While this is a book was made for Christians, all are welcome to read this book and share jokes with others.
Book Synopsis Pundamentals by : Adam Frasz
Download or read book Pundamentals written by Adam Frasz and published by Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.. This book was released on 2020-07-02 with total page 53 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Need a good joke to brighten your day? Are you looking for jokes that you want to tell to your friends or family that actually work? Do you enjoy those moments where you laugh and then just can't stop? Do you want to experience more God's great gift of laughter? If you said yes to any of the following questions, then this book was made for you. Who said Christians couldn't laugh or enjoy God's gift of laughter? Adam Frasz writes this book as a reminder that anyone can have a good laugh from humor that is free of foul language and inappropriate content. You can enjoy a wide variety of jokes that talk about geography, college life, sports, the Bible, and church and all sorts of random topics. If you are interested in using pick-up lines for possible dates, there are some options in here too (if you dare). The title, Pundamentals, is a joke in and of itself and was thought of long before this book was published. Lastly, Frasz hopes that the laughter that comes from the jokes in his first book can be medicine for those who have rough days or are going through the trials of life. While this is a book was made for Christians, all are welcome to read this book and share jokes with others.
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Norwegian, Essex Girl, Newfie, Polish or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Christian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Christian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Christian Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Christian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Christian jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Christians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Christian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Christian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Christian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Christians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Book Synopsis The Best Ever Book of Christian Jokes by : Mark Geoffrey Young
Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Christian Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-12-22 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Norwegian, Essex Girl, Newfie, Polish or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Christian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Christian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Christian Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Christian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Christian jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Christians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Christian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Christian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Christian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Christians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Who couldn't use a good laugh these days? Well, here are hundreds of clean, good-natured jokes centered on that very important place we visit each week: church! The Big Book of Church Jokes is a brand-new collection, topically arranged into 20 sections relating to pastors, deacons, people in the pews, Sunday school, buildings and grounds, missionaries, the spiritual gifts, old-time church, weddings, funerals, heaven, and more. Plus, you'll love the quality Christian cartoons included. The Big Book of Church Jokes is perfect for personal reading enjoyment, or for sermon or speech preparation. It's a big book for a reasonable price--only $9.97!
Book Synopsis The Big Book of Church Jokes by : Barbour Publishing
Download or read book The Big Book of Church Jokes written by Barbour Publishing and published by Barbour Publishing. This book was released on 2009-06-01 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who couldn't use a good laugh these days? Well, here are hundreds of clean, good-natured jokes centered on that very important place we visit each week: church! The Big Book of Church Jokes is a brand-new collection, topically arranged into 20 sections relating to pastors, deacons, people in the pews, Sunday school, buildings and grounds, missionaries, the spiritual gifts, old-time church, weddings, funerals, heaven, and more. Plus, you'll love the quality Christian cartoons included. The Big Book of Church Jokes is perfect for personal reading enjoyment, or for sermon or speech preparation. It's a big book for a reasonable price--only $9.97!
How can we, God’s masterpiece, created in HIS image, think of situations as funny, unless the whole idea came from God in the first place? Many say that the nature of God is unknowable, but I'm certain of one thing at least. God Almighty does have a sense of humor. And we need to see this side of Him as well, in order to totally appreciate Him. Today, we live in a world that most times seems so overwhelming, where a good laugh and a real smile are rarely ever seen or heard. The everyday stresses of life can leave us feeling hassled, hurried, hopeless and harassed. Add to that a fragile economy during a time of threatened security, and we could be left feeling frightened, vulnerable, and totally off on the stress meter. We therefore need tools for coping, as it's easy to lose simple joy. But, maintaining a close relationship with God, who "sits in the heavens and laughs" (Ps. 2:4) will release that grace to enjoy this ‘joy and laughter’ in our lives, for in His "presence is fullness of joy" (Ps. 16:11). HE is that ‘spring of happiness’ that will enable us to overcome the pressures and trials of life. And joy helps break down those barriers allowing laughter to freely flow. Humor and laughter will not just change your day; they can change your life! It is said that young children laugh as much as 100 to 200 times a day, compared to the majority of adults that only get zero to a few daily laughs a day. Yet laughter is good not only for the body but also for the soul and Spirit. This reservoir of: Christian Jokes for the ‘Serious Religious’ Folks! is an exhaustive collection of rib-tickling, humorous jokes with the purpose being twofold: To help bring joy and laughter into our everyday lives and to help as a great preaching resource for Preachers, Ministers and Teachers of the Word, by helping to tickle any congregation's funny bone -- and grab their attention. So, given the above “license to laugh” now, just enjoy the rib-tickling pages that follow and learn to laugh and laugh and laugh, so you'll last and last and last!
Book Synopsis Christian Jokes for the ‘Serious Religious’ Folks! by : GERARD ASSEY
Download or read book Christian Jokes for the ‘Serious Religious’ Folks! written by GERARD ASSEY and published by Gerard Assey. This book was released on 2020-07-08 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How can we, God’s masterpiece, created in HIS image, think of situations as funny, unless the whole idea came from God in the first place? Many say that the nature of God is unknowable, but I'm certain of one thing at least. God Almighty does have a sense of humor. And we need to see this side of Him as well, in order to totally appreciate Him. Today, we live in a world that most times seems so overwhelming, where a good laugh and a real smile are rarely ever seen or heard. The everyday stresses of life can leave us feeling hassled, hurried, hopeless and harassed. Add to that a fragile economy during a time of threatened security, and we could be left feeling frightened, vulnerable, and totally off on the stress meter. We therefore need tools for coping, as it's easy to lose simple joy. But, maintaining a close relationship with God, who "sits in the heavens and laughs" (Ps. 2:4) will release that grace to enjoy this ‘joy and laughter’ in our lives, for in His "presence is fullness of joy" (Ps. 16:11). HE is that ‘spring of happiness’ that will enable us to overcome the pressures and trials of life. And joy helps break down those barriers allowing laughter to freely flow. Humor and laughter will not just change your day; they can change your life! It is said that young children laugh as much as 100 to 200 times a day, compared to the majority of adults that only get zero to a few daily laughs a day. Yet laughter is good not only for the body but also for the soul and Spirit. This reservoir of: Christian Jokes for the ‘Serious Religious’ Folks! is an exhaustive collection of rib-tickling, humorous jokes with the purpose being twofold: To help bring joy and laughter into our everyday lives and to help as a great preaching resource for Preachers, Ministers and Teachers of the Word, by helping to tickle any congregation's funny bone -- and grab their attention. So, given the above “license to laugh” now, just enjoy the rib-tickling pages that follow and learn to laugh and laugh and laugh, so you'll last and last and last!
Religion is far too important to be taken seriously all the time--so says author Tom Sheridan, who in The Book of Catholic Jokes invites readers to laugh along with him and remember that faith can be--and should be--fun. Sheridan begins by discussing the importance of laughter and the relationship of humor to religion before launching into hilarious jokes. After all, Jesus said, "Unless you become like children, you cannot enter the kingdom of heaven."
Book Synopsis Book of Catholic Jokes by : Deacon Tom Sherdian
Download or read book Book of Catholic Jokes written by Deacon Tom Sherdian and published by ACTA Publications. This book was released on 2011-10-31 with total page 99 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Religion is far too important to be taken seriously all the time--so says author Tom Sheridan, who in The Book of Catholic Jokes invites readers to laugh along with him and remember that faith can be--and should be--fun. Sheridan begins by discussing the importance of laughter and the relationship of humor to religion before launching into hilarious jokes. After all, Jesus said, "Unless you become like children, you cannot enter the kingdom of heaven."
