Eli's Guide to Staying Alive in Monster City

Eli's Guide to Staying Alive in Monster City

Author: Alyssa Rucker

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2021-04-09

Total Pages: 346

ISBN-13:

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Originally posted on Reddit's r/nosleep and largely unedited from the online series, Eli's rules and stories are now here to stay as a novel, with a few extra tidbits thrown in! Eli always thought a list of rules to survive some insane situation like a zombie apocalypse was a bit ridiculous. How would *rules* be enough to save you in a hellscape like that? ...But then his world went to shit, and he realized a list of rules might just save his life. Twelve rules, to be exact. Twelve rules to deal with all the types of monsters that have overrun his city - which has been completely cut off from the outside world by a massive, impenetrable dome. Armed with the rules, his best cat friend Mr. Bailey, and a penchant for naming the monsters after people he hated in high school (there were a lot, okay), every day is a fight to stay alive in monster city. But maybe not all hope is lost. Sure, Eli saw his entire family die, and sure, there may be no way out...but maybe there is. And maybe he's not the last human left (he hopes not, because if *he's* the best humanity has to offer, we're in trouble). And as he continues to survive and delve deeper, it turns out there may be more to the dome and the monsters than he ever imagined. A lot more. Which means his rules are more important than ever, and so are his stories.So hug your family (for Eli, because he can't, and really wishes he still could), relax, and get ready. Because Eli (and Mr. Bailey) present to you: ELI'S GUIDE TO STAYING ALIVE IN MONSTER CITY *Suggested for ages 16+ due to language and violence*


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Download or read book Eli's Guide to Staying Alive in Monster City written by Alyssa Rucker and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-04-09 with total page 346 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Originally posted on Reddit's r/nosleep and largely unedited from the online series, Eli's rules and stories are now here to stay as a novel, with a few extra tidbits thrown in! Eli always thought a list of rules to survive some insane situation like a zombie apocalypse was a bit ridiculous. How would *rules* be enough to save you in a hellscape like that? ...But then his world went to shit, and he realized a list of rules might just save his life. Twelve rules, to be exact. Twelve rules to deal with all the types of monsters that have overrun his city - which has been completely cut off from the outside world by a massive, impenetrable dome. Armed with the rules, his best cat friend Mr. Bailey, and a penchant for naming the monsters after people he hated in high school (there were a lot, okay), every day is a fight to stay alive in monster city. But maybe not all hope is lost. Sure, Eli saw his entire family die, and sure, there may be no way out...but maybe there is. And maybe he's not the last human left (he hopes not, because if *he's* the best humanity has to offer, we're in trouble). And as he continues to survive and delve deeper, it turns out there may be more to the dome and the monsters than he ever imagined. A lot more. Which means his rules are more important than ever, and so are his stories.So hug your family (for Eli, because he can't, and really wishes he still could), relax, and get ready. Because Eli (and Mr. Bailey) present to you: ELI'S GUIDE TO STAYING ALIVE IN MONSTER CITY *Suggested for ages 16+ due to language and violence*

Eli's Guide to Escaping from Monster City

Eli's Guide to Escaping from Monster City

Author: Alyssa Rucker

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2021-10-07

Total Pages: 424

ISBN-13:

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ELI'S BACK, BITCHES! Originally posted on reddit's r/EliVersusMonsterCity and largely unedited from the online series, Eli's rules and stories are here to stay - again! Eli managed to escape the first trial, along with his cat, girlfriend, and monster buddy...only to willingly get himself trapped in the second trial, hoping to save another city from the same fate his suffered. There's just a few problems with that. The monsters are changing, and changing fast. Which means his rules have to evolve too, or else he's as good as dead. There's still an entire organization hellbent on killing Eli and his newfound family, and they control everything. Escaping and stopping them once and for all is fucking hard. It's impossible to save everyone, and even having been through this before, Eli still has to see countless innocent people torn apart by monsters. Not exactly fun. And those that do survive, he has to teach how to stay alive in their new hellscape, which is easier said than done when people are idiots. Oh, and on top of all that, it turns out there's a new creature in town, one who will change everything Eli knows and challenge him in an entirely new way. Not to mention girlfriend troubles, suspicious corpses that indicate a possible human killer, and the fact that 'dead' doesn't always stay 'dead' in monster city... It's a lot to deal with, and as monsters evolve and people die, the stakes are higher than ever before. Time is running out to escape from the dome and burn down the organization behind it all. If they don't succeed, they die - and the trials get repeated elsewhere, leading to the loss of millions of innocent lives. No pressure. So sit back, relax, maybe grab some popcorn. Because Eli (and Mr. Bailey) present to you, the second book in the Eli vs. Monster City series: ELI'S GUIDE TO ESCAPING FROM MONSTER CITY (suggested for ages 16+ due to language and violence)


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Download or read book Eli's Guide to Escaping from Monster City written by Alyssa Rucker and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-10-07 with total page 424 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ELI'S BACK, BITCHES! Originally posted on reddit's r/EliVersusMonsterCity and largely unedited from the online series, Eli's rules and stories are here to stay - again! Eli managed to escape the first trial, along with his cat, girlfriend, and monster buddy...only to willingly get himself trapped in the second trial, hoping to save another city from the same fate his suffered. There's just a few problems with that. The monsters are changing, and changing fast. Which means his rules have to evolve too, or else he's as good as dead. There's still an entire organization hellbent on killing Eli and his newfound family, and they control everything. Escaping and stopping them once and for all is fucking hard. It's impossible to save everyone, and even having been through this before, Eli still has to see countless innocent people torn apart by monsters. Not exactly fun. And those that do survive, he has to teach how to stay alive in their new hellscape, which is easier said than done when people are idiots. Oh, and on top of all that, it turns out there's a new creature in town, one who will change everything Eli knows and challenge him in an entirely new way. Not to mention girlfriend troubles, suspicious corpses that indicate a possible human killer, and the fact that 'dead' doesn't always stay 'dead' in monster city... It's a lot to deal with, and as monsters evolve and people die, the stakes are higher than ever before. Time is running out to escape from the dome and burn down the organization behind it all. If they don't succeed, they die - and the trials get repeated elsewhere, leading to the loss of millions of innocent lives. No pressure. So sit back, relax, maybe grab some popcorn. Because Eli (and Mr. Bailey) present to you, the second book in the Eli vs. Monster City series: ELI'S GUIDE TO ESCAPING FROM MONSTER CITY (suggested for ages 16+ due to language and violence)

Bret Easton Ellis's Controversial Fiction

Bret Easton Ellis's Controversial Fiction

Author: Sonia Baelo-Allué

Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing

Published: 2011-04-21

Total Pages: 241

ISBN-13: 1441126317

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Both literary author and celebrity, Bret Easton Ellis represents a type of contemporary writer who draws from both high and the low culture, using popular culture references, styles and subject matters in a literary fiction that goes beyond mere entertainment. His fiction, arousing the interest of the academia, mass media and general public, has fuelled heated controversy over his work. This controversy has often prevented serious analysis of his fiction, and this book is the first monograph to fill in this gap by offering a comprehensive textual and contextual analysis of his most important works up to the latest novel Imperial Bedrooms. Offering a study of the reception of each novel, the influence of popular, mass and consumer culture in them, and the analysis of their literary style, it takes into account the controversies surrounding the novels and the changes produced in the shifty terrain of the literary marketplace. It offers anyone studying contemporary American fiction a thorough and unique analysis of Ellis's work and his own place in the literary and cultural panorama.


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Download or read book Bret Easton Ellis's Controversial Fiction written by Sonia Baelo-Allué and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2011-04-21 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Both literary author and celebrity, Bret Easton Ellis represents a type of contemporary writer who draws from both high and the low culture, using popular culture references, styles and subject matters in a literary fiction that goes beyond mere entertainment. His fiction, arousing the interest of the academia, mass media and general public, has fuelled heated controversy over his work. This controversy has often prevented serious analysis of his fiction, and this book is the first monograph to fill in this gap by offering a comprehensive textual and contextual analysis of his most important works up to the latest novel Imperial Bedrooms. Offering a study of the reception of each novel, the influence of popular, mass and consumer culture in them, and the analysis of their literary style, it takes into account the controversies surrounding the novels and the changes produced in the shifty terrain of the literary marketplace. It offers anyone studying contemporary American fiction a thorough and unique analysis of Ellis's work and his own place in the literary and cultural panorama.

Lunar Park

Lunar Park

Author: Bret Easton Ellis

Publisher: Vintage

Published: 2005-08-16

Total Pages: 320

ISBN-13: 0307264300

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NATIONAL BESTSELLER • From the New York Times bestselling author of American Psycho and Less Than Zero comes a chilling tale that combines reality, memoir, and fantasy to create a fascinating portrait of this most controversial writer but also a deeply moving novel about love and loss, parents and children, and ultimately forgiveness. “John Cheever writes The Shining.” —Stephen King, Entertainment Weekly Bret Ellis, the narrator of Lunar Park, is the bestselling writer whose first novel Less Than Zero catapulted him to international stardom while he was still in college. In the years that followed he found himself adrift in a world of wealth, drugs, and fame, as well as dealing with the unexpected death of his abusive father. After a decade of decadence a chance for salvation arrives; the chance to reconnect with an actress he was once involved with, and their son. But almost immediately his new life is threatened by a freak sequence of events and a bizarre series of murders that all seem to connect to Ellis’s past. His attempts to save his new world from his own demons makes Lunar Park Ellis’s most suspenseful novel. Look for Bret Easton Ellis’s new novel, The Shards!


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Download or read book Lunar Park written by Bret Easton Ellis and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2005-08-16 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NATIONAL BESTSELLER • From the New York Times bestselling author of American Psycho and Less Than Zero comes a chilling tale that combines reality, memoir, and fantasy to create a fascinating portrait of this most controversial writer but also a deeply moving novel about love and loss, parents and children, and ultimately forgiveness. “John Cheever writes The Shining.” —Stephen King, Entertainment Weekly Bret Ellis, the narrator of Lunar Park, is the bestselling writer whose first novel Less Than Zero catapulted him to international stardom while he was still in college. In the years that followed he found himself adrift in a world of wealth, drugs, and fame, as well as dealing with the unexpected death of his abusive father. After a decade of decadence a chance for salvation arrives; the chance to reconnect with an actress he was once involved with, and their son. But almost immediately his new life is threatened by a freak sequence of events and a bizarre series of murders that all seem to connect to Ellis’s past. His attempts to save his new world from his own demons makes Lunar Park Ellis’s most suspenseful novel. Look for Bret Easton Ellis’s new novel, The Shards!

The Spirit War

The Spirit War

Author: Rachel Aaron

Publisher: Hachette UK

Published: 2012-06-05

Total Pages: 544

ISBN-13: 0316192929

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Eli Monpress is vain. He's cocky. And he's a thief. But he's a thief who has just seen his bounty topped and he's not happy about it. The bounty topper, as it turns out, is his best friend, bodyguard, and master swordsman, Josef. Who has been keeping secrets from Eli. Apparently, he's the only prince of a rather feisty country and his mother (a formidable queen who's every bit as driven and stubborn as he is) wants him to come home and do his duty, which means throwing over personal ambitions like proving he's the greatest swordsman who ever lived. Family drama aside, Eli and Josef have their hands full. The Spirit Court has been usurped by the Council of Thrones and someone calling herself the Immortal Empress is staging a massive invasion. But it's not just politics -- the Immortal Empress has a specific target in mind: Eli Monpress, the greatest thief in the world.


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Download or read book The Spirit War written by Rachel Aaron and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2012-06-05 with total page 544 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Eli Monpress is vain. He's cocky. And he's a thief. But he's a thief who has just seen his bounty topped and he's not happy about it. The bounty topper, as it turns out, is his best friend, bodyguard, and master swordsman, Josef. Who has been keeping secrets from Eli. Apparently, he's the only prince of a rather feisty country and his mother (a formidable queen who's every bit as driven and stubborn as he is) wants him to come home and do his duty, which means throwing over personal ambitions like proving he's the greatest swordsman who ever lived. Family drama aside, Eli and Josef have their hands full. The Spirit Court has been usurped by the Council of Thrones and someone calling herself the Immortal Empress is staging a massive invasion. But it's not just politics -- the Immortal Empress has a specific target in mind: Eli Monpress, the greatest thief in the world.

Backpacker

Backpacker

Author:

Publisher:

Published: 2001-03

Total Pages: 206

ISBN-13:

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Backpacker brings the outdoors straight to the reader's doorstep, inspiring and enabling them to go more places and enjoy nature more often. The authority on active adventure, Backpacker is the world's first GPS-enabled magazine, and the only magazine whose editors personally test the hiking trails, camping gear, and survival tips they publish. Backpacker's Editors' Choice Awards, an industry honor recognizing design, feature and product innovation, has become the gold standard against which all other outdoor-industry awards are measured.


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Download or read book Backpacker written by and published by . This book was released on 2001-03 with total page 206 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Backpacker brings the outdoors straight to the reader's doorstep, inspiring and enabling them to go more places and enjoy nature more often. The authority on active adventure, Backpacker is the world's first GPS-enabled magazine, and the only magazine whose editors personally test the hiking trails, camping gear, and survival tips they publish. Backpacker's Editors' Choice Awards, an industry honor recognizing design, feature and product innovation, has become the gold standard against which all other outdoor-industry awards are measured.

The Motion Picture Guide

The Motion Picture Guide

Author: Jay Robert Nash

Publisher:

Published: 1996

Total Pages: 664

ISBN-13:

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Download or read book The Motion Picture Guide written by Jay Robert Nash and published by . This book was released on 1996 with total page 664 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Legend Of Eli Monpress

The Legend Of Eli Monpress

Author: Rachel Aaron

Publisher: Hachette UK

Published: 2012-02-02

Total Pages: 695

ISBN-13: 0748130586

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Eli Monpress is talented. He's charming. And he's a thief. But not just any thief. He's the greatest thief of the age, and he's also a wizard. And with the help of his partners - a swordsman with the most powerful magic sword in the world, and a demonseed who can step through shadows and punch through walls - he's going to put his grand plan into effect. Because Eli won't rest until he's amassed a fortune. Step one in his plan is to increase the bounty on his head, so he'll need to steal some big things. He'll start small for now though: he'll just steal something that no one will miss - at least for a while. Like a king . . . This omnibus edition contains: THE SPIRIT THIEF, THE SPIRIT REBELLION and THE SPIRIT EATER


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Download or read book The Legend Of Eli Monpress written by Rachel Aaron and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2012-02-02 with total page 695 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Eli Monpress is talented. He's charming. And he's a thief. But not just any thief. He's the greatest thief of the age, and he's also a wizard. And with the help of his partners - a swordsman with the most powerful magic sword in the world, and a demonseed who can step through shadows and punch through walls - he's going to put his grand plan into effect. Because Eli won't rest until he's amassed a fortune. Step one in his plan is to increase the bounty on his head, so he'll need to steal some big things. He'll start small for now though: he'll just steal something that no one will miss - at least for a while. Like a king . . . This omnibus edition contains: THE SPIRIT THIEF, THE SPIRIT REBELLION and THE SPIRIT EATER

The Face Thief

The Face Thief

Author: Eli Gottlieb

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2012-01-17

Total Pages: 258

ISBN-13: 0062100858

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Eli Gottlieb’s previous novel, Now You See Him, was acclaimed by reviewers as “irresistible … moving” (New York Times Book Review), “a triumph…of literary suspense” (Los Angeles Times), and “gorgeous” (USA Today). With The Face Thief, he returns with a driving, compulsively readable novel that probes the wellsprings of human greed and loyalty beset by temptation. Gottlieb introduces the mystery of the charismatic Margot, a promising journalist who morphs—with stunning panache—from a high-achieving affluent twentysomething into a grifter making her living preying on the weaknesses of men. Having studied the ancient Chinese art of face reading, she becomes an expert at reading people and is also able to rearrange her look and persona with uncanny skill to fit any social situation. She is an avenging angel, shattering marriages and draining bank accounts. What drives her quest to deceive and disarm? Exploring this question, The Face Thief moves fluidly forward and back in time, drawing vivid portraits of Margot’s rocky childhood and her adult victims: an amiable, newly married man enticed into a catastrophic fraud; an esteemed teacher outwitted by his most dangerous student; and a well-meaning New York City cop tripped up by his belief in redemption. Ingeniously constructed and exquisitely written, The Face Thief swirls a hypnotic dance of predator and prey, creating a contemporary landscape where the educated are violent, the beautiful ugly, and the well-intentioned hapless. And yet we never give way to despair, because the protagonists of the book push back against the maelstrom and attempt tirelessly to right their toppled lives. Rich in suspense, psychological depth, and nuance, The Face Thief confirms Gottlieb’s standing as “a master” (Denver Post) and, in the words of essayist Phillip Lopate, “an enthralling stylist who[se] . . . characters are shockingly, electrically alive.”


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Download or read book The Face Thief written by Eli Gottlieb and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2012-01-17 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Eli Gottlieb’s previous novel, Now You See Him, was acclaimed by reviewers as “irresistible … moving” (New York Times Book Review), “a triumph…of literary suspense” (Los Angeles Times), and “gorgeous” (USA Today). With The Face Thief, he returns with a driving, compulsively readable novel that probes the wellsprings of human greed and loyalty beset by temptation. Gottlieb introduces the mystery of the charismatic Margot, a promising journalist who morphs—with stunning panache—from a high-achieving affluent twentysomething into a grifter making her living preying on the weaknesses of men. Having studied the ancient Chinese art of face reading, she becomes an expert at reading people and is also able to rearrange her look and persona with uncanny skill to fit any social situation. She is an avenging angel, shattering marriages and draining bank accounts. What drives her quest to deceive and disarm? Exploring this question, The Face Thief moves fluidly forward and back in time, drawing vivid portraits of Margot’s rocky childhood and her adult victims: an amiable, newly married man enticed into a catastrophic fraud; an esteemed teacher outwitted by his most dangerous student; and a well-meaning New York City cop tripped up by his belief in redemption. Ingeniously constructed and exquisitely written, The Face Thief swirls a hypnotic dance of predator and prey, creating a contemporary landscape where the educated are violent, the beautiful ugly, and the well-intentioned hapless. And yet we never give way to despair, because the protagonists of the book push back against the maelstrom and attempt tirelessly to right their toppled lives. Rich in suspense, psychological depth, and nuance, The Face Thief confirms Gottlieb’s standing as “a master” (Denver Post) and, in the words of essayist Phillip Lopate, “an enthralling stylist who[se] . . . characters are shockingly, electrically alive.”

Blockbuster Video Guide to Movies and Videos 1995

Blockbuster Video Guide to Movies and Videos 1995

Author: Blockbuster Entertainment

Publisher: Island Books

Published: 1994-09

Total Pages: 1608

ISBN-13: 9780440217664

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The respected expert in video sales and rentals offers an extensive reference guide of every film available on video--from new releases, classics and golden oldies to made-for-TV and foreign films. More than 20,000 entries, cross-indexed by title, director, celebrity, category, and more.


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Download or read book Blockbuster Video Guide to Movies and Videos 1995 written by Blockbuster Entertainment and published by Island Books. This book was released on 1994-09 with total page 1608 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The respected expert in video sales and rentals offers an extensive reference guide of every film available on video--from new releases, classics and golden oldies to made-for-TV and foreign films. More than 20,000 entries, cross-indexed by title, director, celebrity, category, and more.