Fowl Weather

Fowl Weather

Author: Bob Tarte

Publisher: Algonquin Books

Published: 2007-03-16

Total Pages: 306

ISBN-13: 1565127382

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In Bob Tarte's home, pandemonium is the order of the day, and animals literally rule the roost—thirty-nine of them at last count. Whether it's the knot-tying African grey parrot, or the overweight cat who's trained Bob to hold her water bowl just above the floor, or the nightmarish duck who challenges him to a shoving match, this menagerie, along with his endlessly optimistic wife, Linda, provides daily lessons on the chaos inherent in our lives. But not until this modern-day Noah's Ark hits stormy weather—and Bob's world spins out of control—does he realize that this exuberant gaggle of animals provides his spiritual anchor. It is their alien presence, their sense of humor, and their impulsive behavior that both drive Bob crazy and paradoxically return him to sanity. With the same sly humor and dead-on character portraits that made Enslaved by Ducks such a rousing success, Tarte proves that life with animals offers a wholly different perspective on the world.


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Download or read book Fowl Weather written by Bob Tarte and published by Algonquin Books. This book was released on 2007-03-16 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Bob Tarte's home, pandemonium is the order of the day, and animals literally rule the roost—thirty-nine of them at last count. Whether it's the knot-tying African grey parrot, or the overweight cat who's trained Bob to hold her water bowl just above the floor, or the nightmarish duck who challenges him to a shoving match, this menagerie, along with his endlessly optimistic wife, Linda, provides daily lessons on the chaos inherent in our lives. But not until this modern-day Noah's Ark hits stormy weather—and Bob's world spins out of control—does he realize that this exuberant gaggle of animals provides his spiritual anchor. It is their alien presence, their sense of humor, and their impulsive behavior that both drive Bob crazy and paradoxically return him to sanity. With the same sly humor and dead-on character portraits that made Enslaved by Ducks such a rousing success, Tarte proves that life with animals offers a wholly different perspective on the world.


Fowl Weather

Fowl Weather

Author: Bob Tarte

Publisher: Hachette UK

Published: 2007-03-16

Total Pages: 329

ISBN-13: 1565127382

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In Bob Tarte's home, pandemonium is the order of the day, and animals literally rule the roost—thirty-nine of them at last count. Whether it's the knot-tying African grey parrot, or the overweight cat who's trained Bob to hold her water bowl just above the floor, or the nightmarish duck who challenges him to a shoving match, this menagerie, along with his endlessly optimistic wife, Linda, provides daily lessons on the chaos inherent in our lives. But not until this modern-day Noah's Ark hits stormy weather—and Bob's world spins out of control—does he realize that this exuberant gaggle of animals provides his spiritual anchor. It is their alien presence, their sense of humor, and their impulsive behavior that both drive Bob crazy and paradoxically return him to sanity. With the same sly humor and dead-on character portraits that made Enslaved by Ducks such a rousing success, Tarte proves that life with animals offers a wholly different perspective on the world.


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Download or read book Fowl Weather written by Bob Tarte and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2007-03-16 with total page 329 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Bob Tarte's home, pandemonium is the order of the day, and animals literally rule the roost—thirty-nine of them at last count. Whether it's the knot-tying African grey parrot, or the overweight cat who's trained Bob to hold her water bowl just above the floor, or the nightmarish duck who challenges him to a shoving match, this menagerie, along with his endlessly optimistic wife, Linda, provides daily lessons on the chaos inherent in our lives. But not until this modern-day Noah's Ark hits stormy weather—and Bob's world spins out of control—does he realize that this exuberant gaggle of animals provides his spiritual anchor. It is their alien presence, their sense of humor, and their impulsive behavior that both drive Bob crazy and paradoxically return him to sanity. With the same sly humor and dead-on character portraits that made Enslaved by Ducks such a rousing success, Tarte proves that life with animals offers a wholly different perspective on the world.


Enslaved by Ducks

Enslaved by Ducks

Author: Bob Tarte

Publisher: Algonquin Books

Published: 2004-10-01

Total Pages: 321

ISBN-13: 1565124502

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The book that Entertainment Weekly called "hilarious," Publishers Weekly declared "a true pleasure," Booklist called "heartwarming," and the Dallas Morning News praised as "rich and funny" is now available in paperback. When Bob Tarte bought a house in rural Michigan, he was counting on a tranquil haven. Then Bob married Linda. She wanted a rabbit, which seemed innocuous enough until the bunny chewed through their electrical wiring. And that was just the beginning. Before long, Bob found himself constructing cages, buying feed, clearing duck waste, and spoon-feeding a menagerie of furry and feathery residents. His life of quiet serenity vanished, and he unwittingly became a servant to a relentlessly demanding family. "They dumbfounded him, controlled and teased him, took their share of his flesh, stole his heart" (Kirkus Reviews). Whether commiserating with Bob over the fate of those who are slaves to their animals or regarding his story as a cautionary tale about the rigors of animal ownership, readers on both sides of the fence have found Tarte's story of his chaotic squawking household irresistible--and irresistibly funny.


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Download or read book Enslaved by Ducks written by Bob Tarte and published by Algonquin Books. This book was released on 2004-10-01 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The book that Entertainment Weekly called "hilarious," Publishers Weekly declared "a true pleasure," Booklist called "heartwarming," and the Dallas Morning News praised as "rich and funny" is now available in paperback. When Bob Tarte bought a house in rural Michigan, he was counting on a tranquil haven. Then Bob married Linda. She wanted a rabbit, which seemed innocuous enough until the bunny chewed through their electrical wiring. And that was just the beginning. Before long, Bob found himself constructing cages, buying feed, clearing duck waste, and spoon-feeding a menagerie of furry and feathery residents. His life of quiet serenity vanished, and he unwittingly became a servant to a relentlessly demanding family. "They dumbfounded him, controlled and teased him, took their share of his flesh, stole his heart" (Kirkus Reviews). Whether commiserating with Bob over the fate of those who are slaves to their animals or regarding his story as a cautionary tale about the rigors of animal ownership, readers on both sides of the fence have found Tarte's story of his chaotic squawking household irresistible--and irresistibly funny.


Fowl Weather

Fowl Weather

Author: Rachel Katz

Publisher:

Published: 2018-04

Total Pages:

ISBN-13: 9780997094541

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The New England Historical and Genealogical Register

The New England Historical and Genealogical Register

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Publisher:

Published: 1912

Total Pages: 592

ISBN-13:

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Beginning in 1924, Proceedings are incorporated into the Apr. no.


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Vennor's Almanac and Weather Record

Vennor's Almanac and Weather Record

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Publisher:

Published: 1879

Total Pages: 384

ISBN-13:

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Weather Sayings, Proverbs and Prognostics, Chiefly from North Lancashire

Weather Sayings, Proverbs and Prognostics, Chiefly from North Lancashire

Author: William Roper (Fellow of the Meteorological Society.)

Publisher:

Published: 1883

Total Pages: 50

ISBN-13:

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Original Narratives of Early American History: Narratives of early Pennsylvania, West New Jersey and Delaware, 1630-1707

Original Narratives of Early American History: Narratives of early Pennsylvania, West New Jersey and Delaware, 1630-1707

Author: John Franklin Jameson

Publisher:

Published: 1911

Total Pages: 424

ISBN-13:

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Download or read book Original Narratives of Early American History: Narratives of early Pennsylvania, West New Jersey and Delaware, 1630-1707 written by John Franklin Jameson and published by . This book was released on 1911 with total page 424 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:


Narratives of Early Carolina, 1650-1708

Narratives of Early Carolina, 1650-1708

Author: Alexander Samuel Salley

Publisher:

Published: 1911

Total Pages: 422

ISBN-13:

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Download or read book Narratives of Early Carolina, 1650-1708 written by Alexander Samuel Salley and published by . This book was released on 1911 with total page 422 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:


The Journals and Papers of Seth Pomeroy, Sometime General in the Colonial Service

The Journals and Papers of Seth Pomeroy, Sometime General in the Colonial Service

Author: Seth Pomeroy

Publisher: New York : Society of Colonial Wars in the State of New York

Published: 1926

Total Pages: 202

ISBN-13:

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Download or read book The Journals and Papers of Seth Pomeroy, Sometime General in the Colonial Service written by Seth Pomeroy and published by New York : Society of Colonial Wars in the State of New York. This book was released on 1926 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: