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For the past four years, author Aldous J. Pennyfarthing has dogged the Abominable Showman with his caustic brand of wit and ribaldry, and now it's finally time to bid a cheerful goodbye. In this fourth and final installment of his acclaimed series, Pennyfarthing picks up where he left off with the Amazon best-selling books "Dear F*cking Lunatic," "Dear F*cking Moron," and "Dear Pr*sident A**clown," skewering Donald Trump's boundless ego, bottomless stupidity, and brazen incompetence.
Book Synopsis Goodbye, Asshat by : Aldous J J Pennyfarthing
Download or read book Goodbye, Asshat written by Aldous J J Pennyfarthing and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-07 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For the past four years, author Aldous J. Pennyfarthing has dogged the Abominable Showman with his caustic brand of wit and ribaldry, and now it's finally time to bid a cheerful goodbye. In this fourth and final installment of his acclaimed series, Pennyfarthing picks up where he left off with the Amazon best-selling books "Dear F*cking Lunatic," "Dear F*cking Moron," and "Dear Pr*sident A**clown," skewering Donald Trump's boundless ego, bottomless stupidity, and brazen incompetence.
A delicious hot billionaire romance featuring two polar opposites adrift in a small island town. It’s bullshit. I’m innocent. And to prove it, I’m surrounded by lawyers and paying them ridiculous sums of money, and the legal eagles have the gall to tell me to be patient. I’m Gabriel Chesterton, a hedge fund manager with a stellar track record. When my firm asks me to take a paid leave while the SEC twits investigate, I have half a mind to tell them where they can shove it. But, I’m told this nightmare won’t last long. And a vacation calls my name - or rather, one particular online celebrity who happens to live on the island my buddy now calls home. She’s the perfect distraction while my life gets sorted out. Only, I make a mistake. Because while I’m focusing on the two-dimensional centerfold, her three-dimensional self knocks me on my ass. That billion-dollar scandal doesn’t hold a candle to the demolition the blue-eyed babe wreaks to my well-ordered, disciplined, successful life. Adrift is a steamy billionaire romance between an alpha arrogant male and the woman who challenges his world order. The standalone contemporary romance novel is the second in the Haven Island series, an island where people come to shelter at their life’s lowest points, right off the coast of North Carolina. See what readers are saying: Absolutely great storyline! This storyline is not like any other that I have read before. It kept me enthralled from start to finish. The characters are all beautifully written about and interact with each other so well that I almost hated to see the story end. The book has just about everything that a reader could ask for in a good read, laughter, heat, tears, passion, a great storyline, interesting characters, and a beautiful ending. - Donna G. Billionaire Fast Life to Slower Pace Island Life Loved books insight into different ways hard working people take care of themselves. Find love when you drop your preconceived ideas about a person's career and really get to know them -Samantha CW Great book! So much to love about this book. I loved Poppy. And the issues addressed in this book. So well done. I choked up quite a few times. Amazing. Can’t wait for the next book. -MamaBee Similar to books like: To Love by Daniella Brodsky Dangerous Kiss by Michelle Love Further than Eyes Can See by S.J. Mullins Charmed by Laura Riley and April Wilson Keywords: Billionaire romance, bad boy, new adult, alpha male, new adult romance, steamy romance, romantic novels, love, action, adventure, sexually, sizzling reads, contemporary crushes, romance and sex, bad boy, billionaire, romance box sets, romance series, bad boy romance, vacation romance, island romance, only fans, online celebrity, Billionaire, bad boy, new adult, instalove, age gap romance, alpha male, new adult romance, steamy romance, sweet romance, romantic novels, love, action, adventure, sexually romantic books, hot, alpha hero, contemporary romance, guaranteed HEA, no cliffhangers, sweet romance, love books, love stories.
Book Synopsis Adrift by : Isabel Jolie
Download or read book Adrift written by Isabel Jolie and published by Noctivity, Inc.. This book was released on 2021-06-08 with total page 284 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A delicious hot billionaire romance featuring two polar opposites adrift in a small island town. It’s bullshit. I’m innocent. And to prove it, I’m surrounded by lawyers and paying them ridiculous sums of money, and the legal eagles have the gall to tell me to be patient. I’m Gabriel Chesterton, a hedge fund manager with a stellar track record. When my firm asks me to take a paid leave while the SEC twits investigate, I have half a mind to tell them where they can shove it. But, I’m told this nightmare won’t last long. And a vacation calls my name - or rather, one particular online celebrity who happens to live on the island my buddy now calls home. She’s the perfect distraction while my life gets sorted out. Only, I make a mistake. Because while I’m focusing on the two-dimensional centerfold, her three-dimensional self knocks me on my ass. That billion-dollar scandal doesn’t hold a candle to the demolition the blue-eyed babe wreaks to my well-ordered, disciplined, successful life. Adrift is a steamy billionaire romance between an alpha arrogant male and the woman who challenges his world order. The standalone contemporary romance novel is the second in the Haven Island series, an island where people come to shelter at their life’s lowest points, right off the coast of North Carolina. See what readers are saying: Absolutely great storyline! This storyline is not like any other that I have read before. It kept me enthralled from start to finish. The characters are all beautifully written about and interact with each other so well that I almost hated to see the story end. The book has just about everything that a reader could ask for in a good read, laughter, heat, tears, passion, a great storyline, interesting characters, and a beautiful ending. - Donna G. Billionaire Fast Life to Slower Pace Island Life Loved books insight into different ways hard working people take care of themselves. Find love when you drop your preconceived ideas about a person's career and really get to know them -Samantha CW Great book! So much to love about this book. I loved Poppy. And the issues addressed in this book. So well done. I choked up quite a few times. Amazing. Can’t wait for the next book. -MamaBee Similar to books like: To Love by Daniella Brodsky Dangerous Kiss by Michelle Love Further than Eyes Can See by S.J. Mullins Charmed by Laura Riley and April Wilson Keywords: Billionaire romance, bad boy, new adult, alpha male, new adult romance, steamy romance, romantic novels, love, action, adventure, sexually, sizzling reads, contemporary crushes, romance and sex, bad boy, billionaire, romance box sets, romance series, bad boy romance, vacation romance, island romance, only fans, online celebrity, Billionaire, bad boy, new adult, instalove, age gap romance, alpha male, new adult romance, steamy romance, sweet romance, romantic novels, love, action, adventure, sexually romantic books, hot, alpha hero, contemporary romance, guaranteed HEA, no cliffhangers, sweet romance, love books, love stories.
Welcome to Haven Island, a secluded, small island town where the lost come to find their second chance. “...intrigue & sweetness combine for a great storyline, and one that feels real-to-life.” This box set includes bonus epilogues plus: a grumpy disillusioned environmentalist and a young intern, a scrumptious billionaire in hot water and an online celebrity, a sexy cop next door and a woman in hiding, steamy times on the beach, in the surf, and more than one beach cottage. Complete box set includes: Rogue Wave - Tate and Luna’s story - When Tate returns to Haven Island, a young college intern is the last thing Tate wants...but it turns out, she’s the one thing he needs. Only his past comes calling, and there’s too much on the line. Adrift - Gabe and Poppy’s story - Caught up in a billion-dollar scandal, Gabe sequesters away from the media. He hopes to entertain himself with the closeted online celebrity on the island, only she proves to be far more than what he bargained for. Fight Light - Logan and Cali’s story - Reeling from a painful divorce, Logan transfers to the island as Chief of Police. Years go by. It’s enough time that Logan believes his wounds have healed, and the new reclusive tutor on the island intrigues him. Only, she’s not exactly who she says she is, and the discovery lurches them into a torrid twister.
Book Synopsis The Haven Island Series Complete Box Set by : Isabel Jolie
Download or read book The Haven Island Series Complete Box Set written by Isabel Jolie and published by Noctivity, Inc.. This book was released on 2022-10-09 with total page 1636 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to Haven Island, a secluded, small island town where the lost come to find their second chance. “...intrigue & sweetness combine for a great storyline, and one that feels real-to-life.” This box set includes bonus epilogues plus: a grumpy disillusioned environmentalist and a young intern, a scrumptious billionaire in hot water and an online celebrity, a sexy cop next door and a woman in hiding, steamy times on the beach, in the surf, and more than one beach cottage. Complete box set includes: Rogue Wave - Tate and Luna’s story - When Tate returns to Haven Island, a young college intern is the last thing Tate wants...but it turns out, she’s the one thing he needs. Only his past comes calling, and there’s too much on the line. Adrift - Gabe and Poppy’s story - Caught up in a billion-dollar scandal, Gabe sequesters away from the media. He hopes to entertain himself with the closeted online celebrity on the island, only she proves to be far more than what he bargained for. Fight Light - Logan and Cali’s story - Reeling from a painful divorce, Logan transfers to the island as Chief of Police. Years go by. It’s enough time that Logan believes his wounds have healed, and the new reclusive tutor on the island intrigues him. Only, she’s not exactly who she says she is, and the discovery lurches them into a torrid twister.
Toyo Harada and Peter Stanchek. Master and apprentice. Creator and destroyer. Alpha and omega. Humanity?s most powerful psionic, Pete Stanchek, has been run to ground. His few friends and family are gone. He is loved is by no one. At the nadir of his brief, 18-year existence, he has been drugged, deceived and deluded by a corporate master. But now he?s finally had enough. Tonight, the human race will find out exactly how powerful he is. Tonight, the boy who has nothing will go to war against the man who has everything. And soon the Valiant Universe will discover that anything can end ? even the world.
Book Synopsis Harbinger #5 by : Joshua Dysart
Download or read book Harbinger #5 written by Joshua Dysart and published by Valiant Entertainment. This book was released on 2012-10-17 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Toyo Harada and Peter Stanchek. Master and apprentice. Creator and destroyer. Alpha and omega. Humanity?s most powerful psionic, Pete Stanchek, has been run to ground. His few friends and family are gone. He is loved is by no one. At the nadir of his brief, 18-year existence, he has been drugged, deceived and deluded by a corporate master. But now he?s finally had enough. Tonight, the human race will find out exactly how powerful he is. Tonight, the boy who has nothing will go to war against the man who has everything. And soon the Valiant Universe will discover that anything can end ? even the world.
Presenting the best-selling crossover event that redefined the Valiant Universe for a new generation, now in the most complete collection yet. From the first salvo all the way to the very last shot, follow the complete saga from its beginning in the first issues of HARBINGER and BLOODSHOT and see what set them on the road to collision in the pages of HARBINGER WARS! When an untrained and undisciplined team of super-powered test subjects escape from Project Rising Spirit and onto the Vegas Strip, Bloodshot and the Harbinger Renegades will find themselves locked in battle against a deadly succession of opponents ? and each other. As the combined forces of the H.A.R.D. Corps, Generation Zero, and omega-level telekinetic Toyo Harada all descend on Las Vegas to vie for the control of Rising Spirit?s deadliest assets, the world is about to discover the shocking price of an all-out superhuman conflict?and no one will escape unscathed. Who will survive the Harbinger Wars? From acclaimed writers Joshua Dysart (HARBINGER) and Duane Swierczynski (BLOODSHOT) and an all-star cast of artists including Clayton Henry (ARCHER & ARMSTRONG), Khari Evans (IMPERIUM), Manuel Garcia (Black Widow), Barry Kitson (Fantastic Four), and more! Collecting HARBINGER (2012) #1-14, BLOODSHOT (2012) #1-13, and HARBINGER WARS #1-4.
Book Synopsis Harbinger Wars Compendium TPB by : Joshua Dysart
Download or read book Harbinger Wars Compendium TPB written by Joshua Dysart and published by Valiant Entertainment. This book was released on 2018-05-02 with total page 768 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presenting the best-selling crossover event that redefined the Valiant Universe for a new generation, now in the most complete collection yet. From the first salvo all the way to the very last shot, follow the complete saga from its beginning in the first issues of HARBINGER and BLOODSHOT and see what set them on the road to collision in the pages of HARBINGER WARS! When an untrained and undisciplined team of super-powered test subjects escape from Project Rising Spirit and onto the Vegas Strip, Bloodshot and the Harbinger Renegades will find themselves locked in battle against a deadly succession of opponents ? and each other. As the combined forces of the H.A.R.D. Corps, Generation Zero, and omega-level telekinetic Toyo Harada all descend on Las Vegas to vie for the control of Rising Spirit?s deadliest assets, the world is about to discover the shocking price of an all-out superhuman conflict?and no one will escape unscathed. Who will survive the Harbinger Wars? From acclaimed writers Joshua Dysart (HARBINGER) and Duane Swierczynski (BLOODSHOT) and an all-star cast of artists including Clayton Henry (ARCHER & ARMSTRONG), Khari Evans (IMPERIUM), Manuel Garcia (Black Widow), Barry Kitson (Fantastic Four), and more! Collecting HARBINGER (2012) #1-14, BLOODSHOT (2012) #1-13, and HARBINGER WARS #1-4.
Bastian Caines has just entered university, has moved into his own house, and, (coincidentally, ) finished playing Master Tekcub in the latest instalment of the hugely successful Rejus movie series. He would have it all, if it wasn't for one small problem. He's madly in love. With his pin-up co-star, Liam Holmes, no less. The transition to adulthood and independence is set to become quite difficult for Bastian as he tries to deal with his overwhelming feelings. It's hard enough for anyone to accept the realisation they are in love with someone of the same gender, but how does one handle such a nightmare under the glaring eye of the public arena
Book Synopsis Awaken by : L. Grace
Download or read book Awaken written by L. Grace and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2008-09-28 with total page 542 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bastian Caines has just entered university, has moved into his own house, and, (coincidentally, ) finished playing Master Tekcub in the latest instalment of the hugely successful Rejus movie series. He would have it all, if it wasn't for one small problem. He's madly in love. With his pin-up co-star, Liam Holmes, no less. The transition to adulthood and independence is set to become quite difficult for Bastian as he tries to deal with his overwhelming feelings. It's hard enough for anyone to accept the realisation they are in love with someone of the same gender, but how does one handle such a nightmare under the glaring eye of the public arena
A better future. Or no future at all. Super-powered teenager Peter Stanchek is on a dangerous path. Skipping across the country in a desperate attempt to stay one step ahead of the authorities, Peter is quickly realizing that he?s a psionically-charged ?harbinger? with the potential to reshape the course of human history. But Peter?s plight has not gone unnoticed. Respected philanthropist and fellow harbinger Toyo Harada is about to offer Peter the chance at the things for which the boy has always longed ? family, inner peace, self-control ? and induct him into the sprawling, secret network of conspiracy and subversion known as the Harbinger Foundation. Now Peter begins his long road towards a destiny that will shake the very foundations of the Valiant Universe. His first lesson? All power comes with a price. Collecting the first five issues of the critically acclaimed series by New York Times best-selling author Joshua Dysart (Unknown Soldier), acclaimed artists Khari Evans (Carbon Grey) and Lewis Larosa (PunisherMAX), this is the perfect place to catch up with the series that Comic Book Resources calls ?superheroes at its best?.
Book Synopsis Harbinger Vol. 1: Omega Rising TPB by : Joshua Dysart
Download or read book Harbinger Vol. 1: Omega Rising TPB written by Joshua Dysart and published by Valiant Entertainment. This book was released on 2013-01-09 with total page 131 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A better future. Or no future at all. Super-powered teenager Peter Stanchek is on a dangerous path. Skipping across the country in a desperate attempt to stay one step ahead of the authorities, Peter is quickly realizing that he?s a psionically-charged ?harbinger? with the potential to reshape the course of human history. But Peter?s plight has not gone unnoticed. Respected philanthropist and fellow harbinger Toyo Harada is about to offer Peter the chance at the things for which the boy has always longed ? family, inner peace, self-control ? and induct him into the sprawling, secret network of conspiracy and subversion known as the Harbinger Foundation. Now Peter begins his long road towards a destiny that will shake the very foundations of the Valiant Universe. His first lesson? All power comes with a price. Collecting the first five issues of the critically acclaimed series by New York Times best-selling author Joshua Dysart (Unknown Soldier), acclaimed artists Khari Evans (Carbon Grey) and Lewis Larosa (PunisherMAX), this is the perfect place to catch up with the series that Comic Book Resources calls ?superheroes at its best?.
When his doctor told him medical ethics proscribed four-year-long induced comas, Aldous J. Pennyfarthing decided to get woke and pen a series of letters to the ocher abomination squatting in the White House. He's dogged President Goofus through numerous scandals, countless brain farts, and loads of unbelievable boobery. In this third installment of his acclaimed series, Pennyfarthing picks up where he left off with the Amazon best-selling books "Dear F*cking Lunatic" and "Dear F*cking Moron," skewering Trump's boundless ego, bottomless stupidity, and brazen incompetence.
Book Synopsis Dear Pr*sident A**clown by : Aldous J Pennyfarthing
Download or read book Dear Pr*sident A**clown written by Aldous J Pennyfarthing and published by . This book was released on 2019-12 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When his doctor told him medical ethics proscribed four-year-long induced comas, Aldous J. Pennyfarthing decided to get woke and pen a series of letters to the ocher abomination squatting in the White House. He's dogged President Goofus through numerous scandals, countless brain farts, and loads of unbelievable boobery. In this third installment of his acclaimed series, Pennyfarthing picks up where he left off with the Amazon best-selling books "Dear F*cking Lunatic" and "Dear F*cking Moron," skewering Trump's boundless ego, bottomless stupidity, and brazen incompetence.
Dealing with divorce is never easy to do, especially when a child is involved. But Brian was having a particularly hard time. It seemed he never got over losing Angelica to her new lover, but that wasn't the greatest loss he'd faced. If ever there was a guardian angel in his life, perhaps he was no further away than his best friend Jason. While Jason seemed an unlikely candidate to be a guardian angel in the biblical or even noblest sense of the term, he may have what it takes to save Brian from his own demise. But that's a big maybe.
Book Synopsis Unable To Say Goodbye by : H.S. Darke
Download or read book Unable To Say Goodbye written by H.S. Darke and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2020-06-09 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dealing with divorce is never easy to do, especially when a child is involved. But Brian was having a particularly hard time. It seemed he never got over losing Angelica to her new lover, but that wasn't the greatest loss he'd faced. If ever there was a guardian angel in his life, perhaps he was no further away than his best friend Jason. While Jason seemed an unlikely candidate to be a guardian angel in the biblical or even noblest sense of the term, he may have what it takes to save Brian from his own demise. But that's a big maybe.
From the New York Times bestselling author of the Chesapeake Diaries series comes an “irresistible” (Publishers Weekly) novel in her Hudson Sisters series, which follows a trio of reluctant sisters who set out to fulfill their father’s dying wish and discover themselves in the process. California girl Allie Hudson Monroe can’t wait for the day when the renovations on the Sugarhouse Theater are complete so she can finally collect the inheritance from her father and move on with her life. After all, her life and her fourteen-year-old daughter are in Los Angeles. Allie’s divorce left her teetering on the edge of bankruptcy, so to keep up on payments for her house and her daughter’s private school tuition, Allie packed up and flew out east. But fate has a curveball or two to toss in her direction. She hadn’t anticipated how her life would change after reuniting with her estranged sister, Des, or meeting her previously unknown half-sister, Cara. And she’d certainly never expected to find small-town living charming. But the biggest surprise was that her long-forgotten artistry would save the day when the theater’s renovation fund dried up. With opening day upon the sisters, Allie’s free to go. But for the first time in her life, she feels like the woman she was always meant to be. Will she return to the West Coast and resume her previous life, or will the love of “this amazing, endearing family of women” (Robyn Carr, #1 New York Times bestselling author) be enough to draw her back to the place where the Hudson roots grow so deep?
Book Synopsis The Goodbye Café by : Mariah Stewart
Download or read book The Goodbye Café written by Mariah Stewart and published by Pocket Books. This book was released on 2020-03-31 with total page 496 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the New York Times bestselling author of the Chesapeake Diaries series comes an “irresistible” (Publishers Weekly) novel in her Hudson Sisters series, which follows a trio of reluctant sisters who set out to fulfill their father’s dying wish and discover themselves in the process. California girl Allie Hudson Monroe can’t wait for the day when the renovations on the Sugarhouse Theater are complete so she can finally collect the inheritance from her father and move on with her life. After all, her life and her fourteen-year-old daughter are in Los Angeles. Allie’s divorce left her teetering on the edge of bankruptcy, so to keep up on payments for her house and her daughter’s private school tuition, Allie packed up and flew out east. But fate has a curveball or two to toss in her direction. She hadn’t anticipated how her life would change after reuniting with her estranged sister, Des, or meeting her previously unknown half-sister, Cara. And she’d certainly never expected to find small-town living charming. But the biggest surprise was that her long-forgotten artistry would save the day when the theater’s renovation fund dried up. With opening day upon the sisters, Allie’s free to go. But for the first time in her life, she feels like the woman she was always meant to be. Will she return to the West Coast and resume her previous life, or will the love of “this amazing, endearing family of women” (Robyn Carr, #1 New York Times bestselling author) be enough to draw her back to the place where the Hudson roots grow so deep?
