Hell's Super

Hell's Super

Author: Mark Cain

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2015-10

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781517621438

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If you like Christopher Moore or Tom Holt, read HELL'S SUPER ... Hilarious! How can one damned handyman keep all Hell running when everything's always breaking, devils and demons plot against him ... and he's terrible at fixing things?Steve is Hell's Super, its handyman. Being Mr. Fixit to the Underworld keeps him and his assistant, Orson Welles (yes, that Orson Welles), pretty busy, since things go on the blink all the time down there.No malfunction has ever created so much inconvenience, though, as the malfunction of Hell's Escalator, which leads from the Pearly Gates to the depths of Hades. What's worse: the breakdown appears to be sabotage. Satan calls in Steve to investigate.But Steve is distracted these days. He's in love with Flo, a gorgeous, almost saintly figure who has come to Hell by choice to ease the suffering of the damned. What's more: she seems to like him, but romance in Hell? That could never be.Still, solving the mystery of the Escalator could earn him some points with Satan, maybe even a chance with Flo.Or maybe not.Hell's Super Is the first volume in the satire/fantasy comedy series, Circles in Hell. It has been compared to other works of "Hell Fiction" including The Screwtape Letters and Good Omens and to the paranormal humor of Tom Holt, Christopher Moore and Douglas Adams.Click on the book jacket to "Look inside." _______________________________________________ Comedy Fiction Book Categories Satire and Humor Fantasy Comedy Hell Fiction Devils and Demons Fiction Humor Paranormal Humor Paranormal Comedy Romance


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Download or read book Hell's Super written by Mark Cain and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you like Christopher Moore or Tom Holt, read HELL'S SUPER ... Hilarious! How can one damned handyman keep all Hell running when everything's always breaking, devils and demons plot against him ... and he's terrible at fixing things?Steve is Hell's Super, its handyman. Being Mr. Fixit to the Underworld keeps him and his assistant, Orson Welles (yes, that Orson Welles), pretty busy, since things go on the blink all the time down there.No malfunction has ever created so much inconvenience, though, as the malfunction of Hell's Escalator, which leads from the Pearly Gates to the depths of Hades. What's worse: the breakdown appears to be sabotage. Satan calls in Steve to investigate.But Steve is distracted these days. He's in love with Flo, a gorgeous, almost saintly figure who has come to Hell by choice to ease the suffering of the damned. What's more: she seems to like him, but romance in Hell? That could never be.Still, solving the mystery of the Escalator could earn him some points with Satan, maybe even a chance with Flo.Or maybe not.Hell's Super Is the first volume in the satire/fantasy comedy series, Circles in Hell. It has been compared to other works of "Hell Fiction" including The Screwtape Letters and Good Omens and to the paranormal humor of Tom Holt, Christopher Moore and Douglas Adams.Click on the book jacket to "Look inside." _______________________________________________ Comedy Fiction Book Categories Satire and Humor Fantasy Comedy Hell Fiction Devils and Demons Fiction Humor Paranormal Humor Paranormal Comedy Romance

Damned Busters

Damned Busters

Author: Matthew Hughes

Publisher: Watkins Media Limited

Published: 2011-05-31

Total Pages: 417

ISBN-13: 0857661035

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The Actionary Saves the Day! When mild-mannered Chesney Arnstruther accidentally summons a demon and causes Hell to go on strike, he doesn’t expect to wind up as what he had always dreamed of being: the Actionary, a costumed crimefighter with a weasel-headed fiend for a sidekick. But that’s just the beginning of a journey that will see the “high-functioning” autistic actuary enmeshed in the schemes of a greedy televangelist, romancing a pepper-spray-wielding manicurist, and sitting down to a poker game with the Devil where the stakes include his immortal soul. File Under: Fantasy [ Expletives Deleted | Up Up And Away | Writer Of Life | No Demons ]


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Download or read book Damned Busters written by Matthew Hughes and published by Watkins Media Limited. This book was released on 2011-05-31 with total page 417 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Actionary Saves the Day! When mild-mannered Chesney Arnstruther accidentally summons a demon and causes Hell to go on strike, he doesn’t expect to wind up as what he had always dreamed of being: the Actionary, a costumed crimefighter with a weasel-headed fiend for a sidekick. But that’s just the beginning of a journey that will see the “high-functioning” autistic actuary enmeshed in the schemes of a greedy televangelist, romancing a pepper-spray-wielding manicurist, and sitting down to a poker game with the Devil where the stakes include his immortal soul. File Under: Fantasy [ Expletives Deleted | Up Up And Away | Writer Of Life | No Demons ]

Hell's Vengeance

Hell's Vengeance

Author: Ian Fortey

Publisher: Scare Street

Published: 2023-06-15

Total Pages: 176

ISBN-13:

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Revenge is a one-way ticket straight to Hell… For Ghost Hunter and retired Marine, Shane Ryan, every day is another battle. A never-ending struggle against bloodshed, violence, and supernatural evil. And although Shane and Detective Jacinta Perez emerged from their last fight victorious, the war goes on. Called once again to Detroit to investigate a string of suspicious suicides, Shane Ryan quickly confirms that all is not as it seems. Something is cutting a bloody swatch through the criminal underworld of this urban wasteland. A sinister entity that targets criminals and forces them to take their own lives. To stop the trail of mayhem and bloodshed, Shane will have to confront the consequence of a past error in judgment—a ghost bent on ridding the world of all evil. One by one, it will send them all to the fiery pits of hell… And it promises Shane Ryan he will be joining them soon.


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Download or read book Hell's Vengeance written by Ian Fortey and published by Scare Street. This book was released on 2023-06-15 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Revenge is a one-way ticket straight to Hell… For Ghost Hunter and retired Marine, Shane Ryan, every day is another battle. A never-ending struggle against bloodshed, violence, and supernatural evil. And although Shane and Detective Jacinta Perez emerged from their last fight victorious, the war goes on. Called once again to Detroit to investigate a string of suspicious suicides, Shane Ryan quickly confirms that all is not as it seems. Something is cutting a bloody swatch through the criminal underworld of this urban wasteland. A sinister entity that targets criminals and forces them to take their own lives. To stop the trail of mayhem and bloodshed, Shane will have to confront the consequence of a past error in judgment—a ghost bent on ridding the world of all evil. One by one, it will send them all to the fiery pits of hell… And it promises Shane Ryan he will be joining them soon.

Paperbacks from Hell

Paperbacks from Hell

Author: Grady Hendrix

Publisher: Quirk Books

Published: 2017-09-19

Total Pages: 256

ISBN-13: 1594749825

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An affectionate, nostalgic, and unflinchingly funny celebration of the horror fiction boom of the 1970s and ’80s Take a tour through the horror paperback novels of two iconic decades . . . if you dare. Page through dozens and dozens of amazing book covers featuring well-dressed skeletons, evil dolls, and knife-wielding killer crabs! Read shocking plot summaries that invoke devil worship, satanic children, and haunted real estate! Horror author and vintage paperback book collector Grady Hendrix offers killer commentary and witty insight on these trashy thrillers that tried so hard to be the next Exorcist or Rosemary’s Baby. Complete with story summaries and artist and author profiles, this unforgettable volume dishes on familiar authors like V. C. Andrews and R. L. Stine, plus many more who’ve faded into obscurity. Also included are recommendations for which of these forgotten treasures are well worth your reading time and which should stay buried.


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Download or read book Paperbacks from Hell written by Grady Hendrix and published by Quirk Books. This book was released on 2017-09-19 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An affectionate, nostalgic, and unflinchingly funny celebration of the horror fiction boom of the 1970s and ’80s Take a tour through the horror paperback novels of two iconic decades . . . if you dare. Page through dozens and dozens of amazing book covers featuring well-dressed skeletons, evil dolls, and knife-wielding killer crabs! Read shocking plot summaries that invoke devil worship, satanic children, and haunted real estate! Horror author and vintage paperback book collector Grady Hendrix offers killer commentary and witty insight on these trashy thrillers that tried so hard to be the next Exorcist or Rosemary’s Baby. Complete with story summaries and artist and author profiles, this unforgettable volume dishes on familiar authors like V. C. Andrews and R. L. Stine, plus many more who’ve faded into obscurity. Also included are recommendations for which of these forgotten treasures are well worth your reading time and which should stay buried.

Happy Hour in Hell

Happy Hour in Hell

Author: Tad Williams

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2013

Total Pages: 418

ISBN-13: 0756408156

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Angel Bobby Dollar sets out to rescue his girlfriend Casimira being held hostage in the netherworld by the demon Eligor while also trying to elude an undead psychopath named Smyler.


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Download or read book Happy Hour in Hell written by Tad Williams and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2013 with total page 418 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Angel Bobby Dollar sets out to rescue his girlfriend Casimira being held hostage in the netherworld by the demon Eligor while also trying to elude an undead psychopath named Smyler.

The Library of the Unwritten

The Library of the Unwritten

Author: A. J. Hackwith

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2019-10-01

Total Pages: 384

ISBN-13: 1984806386

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In the first book in a brilliant new fantasy series, books that aren't finished by their authors reside in the Library of the Unwritten in Hell, and it is up to the Librarian to track down any restless characters who emerge from those unfinished stories. Many years ago, Claire was named Head Librarian of the Unwritten Wing-- a neutral space in Hell where all the stories unfinished by their authors reside. Her job consists mainly of repairing and organizing books, but also of keeping an eye on restless stories that risk materializing as characters and escaping the library. When a Hero escapes from his book and goes in search of his author, Claire must track and capture him with the help of former muse and current assistant Brevity and nervous demon courier Leto. But what should have been a simple retrieval goes horrifyingly wrong when the terrifyingly angelic Ramiel attacks them, convinced that they hold the Devil's Bible. The text of the Devil's Bible is a powerful weapon in the power struggle between Heaven and Hell, so it falls to the librarians to find a book with the power to reshape the boundaries between Heaven, Hell….and Earth.


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Download or read book The Library of the Unwritten written by A. J. Hackwith and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the first book in a brilliant new fantasy series, books that aren't finished by their authors reside in the Library of the Unwritten in Hell, and it is up to the Librarian to track down any restless characters who emerge from those unfinished stories. Many years ago, Claire was named Head Librarian of the Unwritten Wing-- a neutral space in Hell where all the stories unfinished by their authors reside. Her job consists mainly of repairing and organizing books, but also of keeping an eye on restless stories that risk materializing as characters and escaping the library. When a Hero escapes from his book and goes in search of his author, Claire must track and capture him with the help of former muse and current assistant Brevity and nervous demon courier Leto. But what should have been a simple retrieval goes horrifyingly wrong when the terrifyingly angelic Ramiel attacks them, convinced that they hold the Devil's Bible. The text of the Devil's Bible is a powerful weapon in the power struggle between Heaven and Hell, so it falls to the librarians to find a book with the power to reshape the boundaries between Heaven, Hell….and Earth.

Breaking Hell's Economy

Breaking Hell's Economy

Author: Joseph Z

Publisher: Destiny Image Publishers

Published: 2022-10-18

Total Pages: 316

ISBN-13: 1680319450

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Thriving in God's Supernatural Economy There's a war being fought over you! The Kingdom of God offers you divine provision while the Kingdom of Hell fights for territory in your life as a crisis looms on the world's horizon. Will you break free of Hell’s economy? International prophet and Bible teacher Joseph Z say it’s urgent to break free now as we rapidly plunge into global difficulties involving worldwide market collapse, bank closures, a digital one-world currency, power grids failing, cyber war, medical deception, natural catastrophes, and unprecedented international conflict. In Breaking Hell’s Economy, Joseph makes it clear that we’re at a destination in history that requires a revelation of God’s supernatural economy—your ultimate defense against rising darkness. Arm yourself with revelation empowering you to... Operate in God’s last days economy Understand the ultimate end-time wealth transfer Engage the 30-,60-, 100-fold return to break Hell’s yoke off your life Discover your ultimate secret weapon: the wealth of Jesus Debunk religious myths about Jesus and wealth Release the same miracle power of a widow’s jar, desert manna, coin in a fish’s mouth, food multiplication, and floating ax heads. God is ready to do it all again for you! Lay hold of this revelation, defy Hell, and live your life knowing you are destined to thrive in the last days!


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Download or read book Breaking Hell's Economy written by Joseph Z and published by Destiny Image Publishers. This book was released on 2022-10-18 with total page 316 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Thriving in God's Supernatural Economy There's a war being fought over you! The Kingdom of God offers you divine provision while the Kingdom of Hell fights for territory in your life as a crisis looms on the world's horizon. Will you break free of Hell’s economy? International prophet and Bible teacher Joseph Z say it’s urgent to break free now as we rapidly plunge into global difficulties involving worldwide market collapse, bank closures, a digital one-world currency, power grids failing, cyber war, medical deception, natural catastrophes, and unprecedented international conflict. In Breaking Hell’s Economy, Joseph makes it clear that we’re at a destination in history that requires a revelation of God’s supernatural economy—your ultimate defense against rising darkness. Arm yourself with revelation empowering you to... Operate in God’s last days economy Understand the ultimate end-time wealth transfer Engage the 30-,60-, 100-fold return to break Hell’s yoke off your life Discover your ultimate secret weapon: the wealth of Jesus Debunk religious myths about Jesus and wealth Release the same miracle power of a widow’s jar, desert manna, coin in a fish’s mouth, food multiplication, and floating ax heads. God is ready to do it all again for you! Lay hold of this revelation, defy Hell, and live your life knowing you are destined to thrive in the last days!

Hell's Detective

Hell's Detective

Author: Michael Logan

Publisher: Crooked Lane Books

Published: 2017-06-13

Total Pages: 288

ISBN-13: 1683311736

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Kat Murphy is a private detective tortured by demons. Real ones. She is serving a death sentence in Lost Angeles, the dark and depraved city in Hell where a beast known as a Torment forces her to relive, night after night, the moment she killed her lover and put a bullet in her own skull. Kat longs to make amends for her sins. So when the city's Chief Administrator hires her to retrieve a stolen box with a mysterious power, offering to call off her Torment in return, she gets the chance to do just that. But if Kat has learned one thing, it's that every case has a wrinkle. As she trawls drug dens, casinos, and fighting pits in search of the thief, she discovers that both box and city contain secrets darker than she could ever have imagined. And with time running out, Kat must choose between her own desire for peace and the fate of the world above in Hell's Detective, the electrifying new mystery from award-winning author Michael Logan.


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Download or read book Hell's Detective written by Michael Logan and published by Crooked Lane Books. This book was released on 2017-06-13 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kat Murphy is a private detective tortured by demons. Real ones. She is serving a death sentence in Lost Angeles, the dark and depraved city in Hell where a beast known as a Torment forces her to relive, night after night, the moment she killed her lover and put a bullet in her own skull. Kat longs to make amends for her sins. So when the city's Chief Administrator hires her to retrieve a stolen box with a mysterious power, offering to call off her Torment in return, she gets the chance to do just that. But if Kat has learned one thing, it's that every case has a wrinkle. As she trawls drug dens, casinos, and fighting pits in search of the thief, she discovers that both box and city contain secrets darker than she could ever have imagined. And with time running out, Kat must choose between her own desire for peace and the fate of the world above in Hell's Detective, the electrifying new mystery from award-winning author Michael Logan.

Hell's Door

Hell's Door

Author: Sandy DeLuca

Publisher: Crossroad Press

Published: 2018-03-08

Total Pages:

ISBN-13:

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Detective Lacy Powers and her partner John Demmings are stalking a sadistic killer down the rainy streets and back alleys of Providence. Together they go undercover into a dark and perverse subculture, where pimps, hookers and sexual deviants gather at an underground nightclub called Hell's Door. There they come face-to-face with their prime suspect, a charismatic and dangerous woman named Ramsay Wolfe. But Ramsay might be working in concert with a tortured soul who calls himself Gabriel, an elusive drifter who records each detail of the killings, leaving notebook pages spattered with victims' blood as evidence. As the headless bodies and blood-soaked crime scenes continue to mount, Lacey and John have few leads and minimal evidence. Will they catch the real killer before it's too late…or will they meet their demise at Hell's Door?


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Download or read book Hell's Door written by Sandy DeLuca and published by Crossroad Press. This book was released on 2018-03-08 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Detective Lacy Powers and her partner John Demmings are stalking a sadistic killer down the rainy streets and back alleys of Providence. Together they go undercover into a dark and perverse subculture, where pimps, hookers and sexual deviants gather at an underground nightclub called Hell's Door. There they come face-to-face with their prime suspect, a charismatic and dangerous woman named Ramsay Wolfe. But Ramsay might be working in concert with a tortured soul who calls himself Gabriel, an elusive drifter who records each detail of the killings, leaving notebook pages spattered with victims' blood as evidence. As the headless bodies and blood-soaked crime scenes continue to mount, Lacey and John have few leads and minimal evidence. Will they catch the real killer before it's too late…or will they meet their demise at Hell's Door?

Hell's Temptress

Hell's Temptress

Author: Martin Kaynan

Publisher: Martin Kaynan

Published: 2013-01-06

Total Pages: 247

ISBN-13: 1481216163

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Scarlett O'Hara, Jezebel, Aphrodite and Venus, meet Moira Boyer. She has the exotic sensuality of Rita Hayworth, the blatant eroticism of Sharon Stone that sizzled in "Basic Instinct" and Marilyn Monroe's sex-kitten sexuality. Physically breathtaking, intellectually at a Mensa level, and financially a female Warren Buffett, Moira Boyer is the film industry's current Sex Goddess. It's biggest box office draw, and an Oscar winner, she attracts men like a feral cat in heat. Nicknamed HEAT, she joins a Hollywood studio rat pack engaged in an extensive plan to break away from repressive management. Sued for breaking their employment contracts in order to form a new production company, they consequently face bankruptcy....until....Moira's testimony sets the courtroom ablaze.


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Download or read book Hell's Temptress written by Martin Kaynan and published by Martin Kaynan. This book was released on 2013-01-06 with total page 247 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Scarlett O'Hara, Jezebel, Aphrodite and Venus, meet Moira Boyer. She has the exotic sensuality of Rita Hayworth, the blatant eroticism of Sharon Stone that sizzled in "Basic Instinct" and Marilyn Monroe's sex-kitten sexuality. Physically breathtaking, intellectually at a Mensa level, and financially a female Warren Buffett, Moira Boyer is the film industry's current Sex Goddess. It's biggest box office draw, and an Oscar winner, she attracts men like a feral cat in heat. Nicknamed HEAT, she joins a Hollywood studio rat pack engaged in an extensive plan to break away from repressive management. Sued for breaking their employment contracts in order to form a new production company, they consequently face bankruptcy....until....Moira's testimony sets the courtroom ablaze.