Legs and the Two-Ton Dick

Legs and the Two-Ton Dick

Author: Melinda Bailey

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2017-10-16

Total Pages: 294

ISBN-13: 1925536378

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When Talia Green answers a Craig's List ad to work for the faux-fat former police detective, Porter Nepal, she assumes she'll be a glorified errand girl ... but she soon finds her duties include making coffee, tailing suspects, and solving the biggest murder mystery San Francisco has ever seen: beloved rock star Buster Bones, found strangled in his recording studio. And the prime suspect is Buster's foul-mouthed wife-and-muse Minnie ... Throw in a two-timing three-way polygamist, a music mogul with incredible partying skills, a wild child pop-star with an embarrassingly mundane secret, a gay surf gang and the Pacific Ocean, and you have a rollercoaster ride guaranteed to keep you entertained from the Presidio to Daly City and back!


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Download or read book Legs and the Two-Ton Dick written by Melinda Bailey and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2017-10-16 with total page 294 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Talia Green answers a Craig's List ad to work for the faux-fat former police detective, Porter Nepal, she assumes she'll be a glorified errand girl ... but she soon finds her duties include making coffee, tailing suspects, and solving the biggest murder mystery San Francisco has ever seen: beloved rock star Buster Bones, found strangled in his recording studio. And the prime suspect is Buster's foul-mouthed wife-and-muse Minnie ... Throw in a two-timing three-way polygamist, a music mogul with incredible partying skills, a wild child pop-star with an embarrassingly mundane secret, a gay surf gang and the Pacific Ocean, and you have a rollercoaster ride guaranteed to keep you entertained from the Presidio to Daly City and back!

Cheat Sheets

Cheat Sheets

Author: Edward O'Dwyer

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2018-06-18

Total Pages: 156

ISBN-13: 1925536602

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108 stories of infidelity ""Disturbingly knowing and knowingly disturbing, Edward O'Dwyer comes at his delicate subject matter with a playful and razor eye. These are shards that insist on being read, and then read again."" Alan McMonagle, author of 'Psychotic Episodes' and 'Ithaca' ""Cheat Sheets (is) an astonishing collection of vignettes about life, love, lust and relationships, which are jaw-droppingly hilarious, tender, strange, potent and weirdly charming--all at the same time. I laughed out loud in public too many times, the laughs often interrupted with sharp intakes of breath, as stories took outrageously i-didn't-see-that-coming turns. If I have any advice for readers when they sit down with this collection, it is this: pace yourself. Like a packet of Nestl 's Rolos or a family size packet of salt & vinegar crisps, you won't want these stories to end."" Ali Whitelock, author of 'and my heart crumples like a coke can' and 'Poking seaweed with a stick and running away from the smell'


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Download or read book Cheat Sheets written by Edward O'Dwyer and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2018-06-18 with total page 156 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 108 stories of infidelity ""Disturbingly knowing and knowingly disturbing, Edward O'Dwyer comes at his delicate subject matter with a playful and razor eye. These are shards that insist on being read, and then read again."" Alan McMonagle, author of 'Psychotic Episodes' and 'Ithaca' ""Cheat Sheets (is) an astonishing collection of vignettes about life, love, lust and relationships, which are jaw-droppingly hilarious, tender, strange, potent and weirdly charming--all at the same time. I laughed out loud in public too many times, the laughs often interrupted with sharp intakes of breath, as stories took outrageously i-didn't-see-that-coming turns. If I have any advice for readers when they sit down with this collection, it is this: pace yourself. Like a packet of Nestl 's Rolos or a family size packet of salt & vinegar crisps, you won't want these stories to end."" Ali Whitelock, author of 'and my heart crumples like a coke can' and 'Poking seaweed with a stick and running away from the smell'

The Book of Acrostics

The Book of Acrostics

Author: John Lambremont, Sr.

Publisher: Truth Serum Press

Published: 2018-10-18

Total Pages: 172

ISBN-13: 1925536521

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112 acrostics from John Lambremont, Sr. ""The author's skill is paramount. It is not easy to create a puzzle with its answer embedded therein. Clever, yes, but more. There is a reason many have relied on this form of writing; beginning with the Bible, telling those who venture to know, there is more here than meets the eye; found in Medieval literature, the work of Edgar Allan Poe, Lewis Carroll, if you did not know, tells us Alice's real name at the end in this way, if you can find your way Through the Looking-Glass. Within these pages, "A Small Gift" telling of love, up and down the page. "A Big Pioneer" hinting with "Train colored blue made you a new sensation"-it's all there-for us to find."" Howard Richard Debs, finalist and recipient of the 28th annual 2015 Anna Davidson Rosenberg Poetry Awards, and author of Gallery: A Collection of Pictures and Words, a 2017 Best Book Awards and 2018 Book Excellence Awards recipient.


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Download or read book The Book of Acrostics written by John Lambremont, Sr. and published by Truth Serum Press. This book was released on 2018-10-18 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 112 acrostics from John Lambremont, Sr. ""The author's skill is paramount. It is not easy to create a puzzle with its answer embedded therein. Clever, yes, but more. There is a reason many have relied on this form of writing; beginning with the Bible, telling those who venture to know, there is more here than meets the eye; found in Medieval literature, the work of Edgar Allan Poe, Lewis Carroll, if you did not know, tells us Alice's real name at the end in this way, if you can find your way Through the Looking-Glass. Within these pages, "A Small Gift" telling of love, up and down the page. "A Big Pioneer" hinting with "Train colored blue made you a new sensation"-it's all there-for us to find."" Howard Richard Debs, finalist and recipient of the 28th annual 2015 Anna Davidson Rosenberg Poetry Awards, and author of Gallery: A Collection of Pictures and Words, a 2017 Best Book Awards and 2018 Book Excellence Awards recipient.

Stories My Gay Uncle Told Me

Stories My Gay Uncle Told Me

Author: Truth Serum Press

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2018-09-07

Total Pages: 134

ISBN-13: 1925536866

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27 stories told by gay uncles ... and featuring the talents of RubinA, Alex Reece Abbott, Sara Abend-Sims, Henry Bladon, Steve Bogdaniec, Steve Carr, Helen Chambers, Carl Chapman, Chuka Susan Chesney, Carolyn Cordon, Ruth Z. Deming, EG Downs, Tom Fegan, Nod Ghosh, Jan Haag, Chris Hall, Alisdair Hodgson, Eddy Knight, Lance Manion, Colleen Moyne, Edward O'Dwyer, DeLeon Peacock, Matt Potter, Melisa Quigley, Michèle Saint-Yves, E. M. Stormo and Susan Whitmore


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Download or read book Stories My Gay Uncle Told Me written by Truth Serum Press and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2018-09-07 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 27 stories told by gay uncles ... and featuring the talents of RubinA, Alex Reece Abbott, Sara Abend-Sims, Henry Bladon, Steve Bogdaniec, Steve Carr, Helen Chambers, Carl Chapman, Chuka Susan Chesney, Carolyn Cordon, Ruth Z. Deming, EG Downs, Tom Fegan, Nod Ghosh, Jan Haag, Chris Hall, Alisdair Hodgson, Eddy Knight, Lance Manion, Colleen Moyne, Edward O'Dwyer, DeLeon Peacock, Matt Potter, Melisa Quigley, Michèle Saint-Yves, E. M. Stormo and Susan Whitmore

The Last Free Man and Other Stories

The Last Free Man and Other Stories

Author: Lewis Woolston

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2019-04-21

Total Pages: 174

ISBN-13: 1925536882

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"A spectacularly understated page-turner. Each story enters a world apart, often spoken with a poetic dry wit, sometimes acerbic to the point of controversial, honest to the point of brutal. Some people and situations are so funny you'll wish you'd been there. Many times you wonder how some have survived - some don't. From Ceduna, Madura, Mundrabilla, Kimba, and Yalata near the dog fence, Lewis has met, worked, and lived with the creme-de-la-creme of drifters and transients, as well as the fourth and fifth generational outback station owners. In the great Australian outback - among the dry red soil, the mulga and saltbushes, where the kestrels observe and keep their secrets - beware who you're talking to." Helen Travers, author of 'A Little Lower Than Angels'


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Download or read book The Last Free Man and Other Stories written by Lewis Woolston and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2019-04-21 with total page 174 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A spectacularly understated page-turner. Each story enters a world apart, often spoken with a poetic dry wit, sometimes acerbic to the point of controversial, honest to the point of brutal. Some people and situations are so funny you'll wish you'd been there. Many times you wonder how some have survived - some don't. From Ceduna, Madura, Mundrabilla, Kimba, and Yalata near the dog fence, Lewis has met, worked, and lived with the creme-de-la-creme of drifters and transients, as well as the fourth and fifth generational outback station owners. In the great Australian outback - among the dry red soil, the mulga and saltbushes, where the kestrels observe and keep their secrets - beware who you're talking to." Helen Travers, author of 'A Little Lower Than Angels'

Minotaur and Other Stories

Minotaur and Other Stories

Author: Salvatore Difalco

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2019-03-10

Total Pages: 216

ISBN-13: 1925536793

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"Salvatore Difalco's fiction is a finely blended mix of toughness, street-smart insights and violence, along with flashes of tenderness and compassion. (His stories) are thoughtful, enigmatic ... drawing the reader in with sharp detail, poetic phrasing and recognizable characters. Though we're dealing with thugs, prostitutes and crackheads, they are all folks you'll feel uncomfortably at home with. That's Difalco's magic: scrape characters from the bottom of society's bowl and reveal them in literary daylight as powerless dreamers, failed mothers, caged creatures." Matthew Firth, 'Front & Centre'


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Download or read book Minotaur and Other Stories written by Salvatore Difalco and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2019-03-10 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Salvatore Difalco's fiction is a finely blended mix of toughness, street-smart insights and violence, along with flashes of tenderness and compassion. (His stories) are thoughtful, enigmatic ... drawing the reader in with sharp detail, poetic phrasing and recognizable characters. Though we're dealing with thugs, prostitutes and crackheads, they are all folks you'll feel uncomfortably at home with. That's Difalco's magic: scrape characters from the bottom of society's bowl and reveal them in literary daylight as powerless dreamers, failed mothers, caged creatures." Matthew Firth, 'Front & Centre'

The Crazed Wind

The Crazed Wind

Author: Nod Ghosh

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2018

Total Pages: 154

ISBN-13: 1925536580

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A young bride embroiders a flower leaving one petal blank... sisters conjure silver and gold from thin air... a woman soaks her dentures in sherry... medicine tastes like fish... people are really fruits and birds are really people... A middle-aged woman travels to India to be reunited with her estranged father, a proud man whose outlook is shaped by one of history's forgotten tragedies, the Partition of Inida in 947... People dance in the the streets when the monsoon arrive, released from the oppressive heat and humidity... cultural incongruities are unraveled, attitudes are thrashed out, and the rain pours down...


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Download or read book The Crazed Wind written by Nod Ghosh and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2018 with total page 154 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A young bride embroiders a flower leaving one petal blank... sisters conjure silver and gold from thin air... a woman soaks her dentures in sherry... medicine tastes like fish... people are really fruits and birds are really people... A middle-aged woman travels to India to be reunited with her estranged father, a proud man whose outlook is shaped by one of history's forgotten tragedies, the Partition of Inida in 947... People dance in the the streets when the monsoon arrive, released from the oppressive heat and humidity... cultural incongruities are unraveled, attitudes are thrashed out, and the rain pours down...

A Short Walk to the Sea

A Short Walk to the Sea

Author: Eddy Knight

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2020-01-23

Total Pages: 198

ISBN-13: 1925536017

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15 short stories by Eddy Knight, based in and around Port Adelaide, South Australia. "Eddy Knight's semi-autobiographical stories are plugged with a hidden charge, always about to set off a chain of curiosities or minor tragedies which form the universal abyss of ordinary life. Throughout there is a formation of subjectivity, a stillness of observation working as a "speaking wound" which is suffered through quiet sensitivity and authenticity of experience. This is a great mapping of Port Adelaide and its surroundings, of its estuarine effluvia, both human and environmental, redeemed by the plucky melancholia of its characters transcending their histories through memory and empathy. 'A Short Walk to the Sea' is an impressive dissent against ignorance of the human condition." Brian Castro (Recipient of the 2014 Patrick White Award for his contribution to Australian Literature)


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Download or read book A Short Walk to the Sea written by Eddy Knight and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2020-01-23 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 15 short stories by Eddy Knight, based in and around Port Adelaide, South Australia. "Eddy Knight's semi-autobiographical stories are plugged with a hidden charge, always about to set off a chain of curiosities or minor tragedies which form the universal abyss of ordinary life. Throughout there is a formation of subjectivity, a stillness of observation working as a "speaking wound" which is suffered through quiet sensitivity and authenticity of experience. This is a great mapping of Port Adelaide and its surroundings, of its estuarine effluvia, both human and environmental, redeemed by the plucky melancholia of its characters transcending their histories through memory and empathy. 'A Short Walk to the Sea' is an impressive dissent against ignorance of the human condition." Brian Castro (Recipient of the 2014 Patrick White Award for his contribution to Australian Literature)

Square Pegs

Square Pegs

Author: Rob Walker

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2018-06-14

Total Pages: 142

ISBN-13: 1925536629

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"A miscellaneous hotchpotch of short fiction, poems, memoir and assorted writings about non-conformists, freaks, eccentrics, individualists, ugly ducklings, mavericks, lone wolves and losers" -- From page 9.


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Download or read book Square Pegs written by Rob Walker and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2018-06-14 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A miscellaneous hotchpotch of short fiction, poems, memoir and assorted writings about non-conformists, freaks, eccentrics, individualists, ugly ducklings, mavericks, lone wolves and losers" -- From page 9.

Indigomania Truth Serum Vol. 4

Indigomania Truth Serum Vol. 4

Author: Truth Serum Press

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2019-01-05

Total Pages: 134

ISBN-13: 1925536033

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... 67 poets take on 'indigo' "The term "indigomania" was coined for the Impressionists' "unhealthy" passion for blues." from 'The essence of blue' by Belinda Recio and Catherine Kouts "... "One year one paints violet and people scream, and the following year every one paints a great deal of violet," Manet remarked on a different occasion." from 'Color in the Age of Impressionism: Commerce, Technology, and Art' by Laura Anne Kalba


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Download or read book Indigomania Truth Serum Vol. 4 written by Truth Serum Press and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2019-01-05 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ... 67 poets take on 'indigo' "The term "indigomania" was coined for the Impressionists' "unhealthy" passion for blues." from 'The essence of blue' by Belinda Recio and Catherine Kouts "... "One year one paints violet and people scream, and the following year every one paints a great deal of violet," Manet remarked on a different occasion." from 'Color in the Age of Impressionism: Commerce, Technology, and Art' by Laura Anne Kalba