Long, Tall, Texan Man/Guy/Luke/Christopher/Matt Caldwell: Texas Tycoon/Boss Man

Long, Tall, Texan Man/Guy/Luke/Christopher/Matt Caldwell: Texas Tycoon/Boss Man

Author: Diana Palmer

Publisher: HarperCollins Australia

Published: 2017-09-04

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 1489246703

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Love With A Long, Tall Texan When these long, tall Texans fall in love, it’s for real, for life, no holds barred... Guy: The rogue. With a bad boy reputation, he’s beyond redemption. Until a prickly publicist vows to bring him to his knees... Luke: The elusive bachelor. He won’t be lassoed — until the most infuriating lady he’s ever met careens into his life... Christopher: The man on the move. An ambitious reporter is about to break the story of a century — unless he can stop her. Matt Caldwell: Texas Tycoon The last thing Matt Caldwell wants to do is open up to a woman and risk getting hurt. So he’s sworn off the fairer sex...until his beautiful new assistant walks through the office door. What’s a mogul to do? On the run from her past, Leslie Murry is in need of a protector. And her new boss might just be the one to help. But when Leslie suddenly finds herself in Matt’s strong arms, she wonders if she could be the one to knock down the bachelor’s protective walls and finally bring love to this long, tall Texan. Boss Man As Jacobsville’s leading lawyer, Blake Kemp had a reputation to uphold, and he didn’t want his assistant to get in his way — even if he desperately needed her, since those big boots of his did have a tendency to step on toes... So, of course, the boss man blew up at pretty, gentle Violet, for having the nerve to step on his toes, causing her to leave him in a cloud of Texas dust. But Blake could soon see that without his guiding light, his life would be in darkness. Only one thing to do — hire her back and make sure that business didn’t mess with matters of the heart...on or off the job!


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Download or read book Long, Tall, Texan Man/Guy/Luke/Christopher/Matt Caldwell: Texas Tycoon/Boss Man written by Diana Palmer and published by HarperCollins Australia. This book was released on 2017-09-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Love With A Long, Tall Texan When these long, tall Texans fall in love, it’s for real, for life, no holds barred... Guy: The rogue. With a bad boy reputation, he’s beyond redemption. Until a prickly publicist vows to bring him to his knees... Luke: The elusive bachelor. He won’t be lassoed — until the most infuriating lady he’s ever met careens into his life... Christopher: The man on the move. An ambitious reporter is about to break the story of a century — unless he can stop her. Matt Caldwell: Texas Tycoon The last thing Matt Caldwell wants to do is open up to a woman and risk getting hurt. So he’s sworn off the fairer sex...until his beautiful new assistant walks through the office door. What’s a mogul to do? On the run from her past, Leslie Murry is in need of a protector. And her new boss might just be the one to help. But when Leslie suddenly finds herself in Matt’s strong arms, she wonders if she could be the one to knock down the bachelor’s protective walls and finally bring love to this long, tall Texan. Boss Man As Jacobsville’s leading lawyer, Blake Kemp had a reputation to uphold, and he didn’t want his assistant to get in his way — even if he desperately needed her, since those big boots of his did have a tendency to step on toes... So, of course, the boss man blew up at pretty, gentle Violet, for having the nerve to step on his toes, causing her to leave him in a cloud of Texas dust. But Blake could soon see that without his guiding light, his life would be in darkness. Only one thing to do — hire her back and make sure that business didn’t mess with matters of the heart...on or off the job!

Long, Tall Texan Man

Long, Tall Texan Man

Author: Diana Palmer

Publisher: HarperCollins Australia

Published: 2017-09-01

Total Pages: 460

ISBN-13: 1489246665

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Love With A Long, Tall Texan When these long, tall Texans fall in love, it's for real, for life, no holds barred... Guy: The rogue. With a bad boy reputation, he's beyond redemption. Until a prickly publicist vows to bring him to his knees... Luke: The elusive bachelor. He won't be lassoed – until the most infuriating lady he's ever met careens into his life... Christopher: The man on the move. An ambitious reporter is about to break the story of a century – unless he can stop her. Matt Caldwell: Texas Tycoon The last thing Matt Caldwell wants to do is open up to a woman and risk getting hurt. So he's sworn off the fairer sex...until his beautiful new assistant walks through the office door. What's a mogul to do? On the run from her past, Leslie Murry is in need of a protector. And her new boss might just be the one to help. But when Leslie suddenly finds herself in Matt's strong arms, she wonders if she could be the one to knock down the bachelor's protective walls and finally bring love to this long, tall Texan. Boss Man As Jacobsville's leading lawyer, Blake Kemp had a reputation to uphold, and he didn't want his assistant to get in his way – even if he desperately needed her, since those big boots of his did have a tendency to step on toes... So, of course, the boss man blew up at pretty, gentle Violet, for having the nerve to step on his toes, causing her to leave him in a cloud of Texas dust. But Blake could soon see that without his guiding light, his life would be in darkness. Only one thing to do – hire her back and make sure that business didn't mess with matters of the heart...on or off the job!


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Download or read book Long, Tall Texan Man written by Diana Palmer and published by HarperCollins Australia. This book was released on 2017-09-01 with total page 460 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Love With A Long, Tall Texan When these long, tall Texans fall in love, it's for real, for life, no holds barred... Guy: The rogue. With a bad boy reputation, he's beyond redemption. Until a prickly publicist vows to bring him to his knees... Luke: The elusive bachelor. He won't be lassoed – until the most infuriating lady he's ever met careens into his life... Christopher: The man on the move. An ambitious reporter is about to break the story of a century – unless he can stop her. Matt Caldwell: Texas Tycoon The last thing Matt Caldwell wants to do is open up to a woman and risk getting hurt. So he's sworn off the fairer sex...until his beautiful new assistant walks through the office door. What's a mogul to do? On the run from her past, Leslie Murry is in need of a protector. And her new boss might just be the one to help. But when Leslie suddenly finds herself in Matt's strong arms, she wonders if she could be the one to knock down the bachelor's protective walls and finally bring love to this long, tall Texan. Boss Man As Jacobsville's leading lawyer, Blake Kemp had a reputation to uphold, and he didn't want his assistant to get in his way – even if he desperately needed her, since those big boots of his did have a tendency to step on toes... So, of course, the boss man blew up at pretty, gentle Violet, for having the nerve to step on his toes, causing her to leave him in a cloud of Texas dust. But Blake could soon see that without his guiding light, his life would be in darkness. Only one thing to do – hire her back and make sure that business didn't mess with matters of the heart...on or off the job!

Matt Caldwell: Texas Tycoon

Matt Caldwell: Texas Tycoon

Author: Diana Palmer

Publisher: HQN Books

Published: 2016-01-18

Total Pages: 384

ISBN-13: 1459294742

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Enjoy a tale of true Texas love in New York Times bestselling author Diana Palmer's reader-favorite story, Matt Caldwell: Texas Tycoon! Matt Caldwell must be the hardest-hearted man in the Lone Star State. The last thing he wants to do is open up to a woman—let alone trust her! —and risk getting hurt. So he's sworn off spending any time with a member of the fairer sex…until his beautiful new assistant walks through the office door. What's a mogul to do? On the run from her past, Leslie Murray is in need of a protector, stat. And her new boss might just be the one who can guard her present—and protect her future. But when Leslie suddenly finds herself in Matt's strong arms, she wonders if she could be the one to knock down the bachelor's protective walls and finally bring love to this long, tall Texan.


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Download or read book Matt Caldwell: Texas Tycoon written by Diana Palmer and published by HQN Books. This book was released on 2016-01-18 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Enjoy a tale of true Texas love in New York Times bestselling author Diana Palmer's reader-favorite story, Matt Caldwell: Texas Tycoon! Matt Caldwell must be the hardest-hearted man in the Lone Star State. The last thing he wants to do is open up to a woman—let alone trust her! —and risk getting hurt. So he's sworn off spending any time with a member of the fairer sex…until his beautiful new assistant walks through the office door. What's a mogul to do? On the run from her past, Leslie Murray is in need of a protector, stat. And her new boss might just be the one who can guard her present—and protect her future. But when Leslie suddenly finds herself in Matt's strong arms, she wonders if she could be the one to knock down the bachelor's protective walls and finally bring love to this long, tall Texan.

Long, Tall, Texan Trouble/Renegade/Outsider

Long, Tall, Texan Trouble/Renegade/Outsider

Author: Diana Palmer

Publisher: HarperCollins Australia

Published: 2017-09-04

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 1489246711

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Renegade Newly appointed police chief Cash Grier makes it his personal mission to keep law and order in the streets of Jacobsville. As a true renegade, Cash has learned never to take anything at face value — especially not his gorgeous sworn enemy, ‘Georgia Firefly’ Tippy Moore. But Tippy is no longer a spoiled Hollywood starlet, just an unassuming beauty who has almost as many skeletons in her closet as Cash. The hard-edged Texan finds himself powerless to resist their explosive chemistry. Just as Cash is about to believe that Tippy might be the one f or him, an unforgivable betrayal leads to despair, deceit and unexpected danger. Now all roads lead to this one pivotal moment that will test the very fabric of a love that had once known no bounds... Outsider Former black ops CIA operative Colby Lane, now retired from his wild years as a mercenary, has found his new calling as assistant chief of security for the mammoth Ritter Oil Corporation. But the past is never far behind. Colby’s soon enmeshed in plans to trap a notorious drug trafficker, and it seems that his ex-wife, Sarina Carrington — whom he so cruelly left after one day of marriage — may be more involved than she’s letting on. Not only that, but Sarina has a six-year-old dark-eyed daughter whose father is mysteriously absent — or is he?


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Download or read book Long, Tall, Texan Trouble/Renegade/Outsider written by Diana Palmer and published by HarperCollins Australia. This book was released on 2017-09-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Renegade Newly appointed police chief Cash Grier makes it his personal mission to keep law and order in the streets of Jacobsville. As a true renegade, Cash has learned never to take anything at face value — especially not his gorgeous sworn enemy, ‘Georgia Firefly’ Tippy Moore. But Tippy is no longer a spoiled Hollywood starlet, just an unassuming beauty who has almost as many skeletons in her closet as Cash. The hard-edged Texan finds himself powerless to resist their explosive chemistry. Just as Cash is about to believe that Tippy might be the one f or him, an unforgivable betrayal leads to despair, deceit and unexpected danger. Now all roads lead to this one pivotal moment that will test the very fabric of a love that had once known no bounds... Outsider Former black ops CIA operative Colby Lane, now retired from his wild years as a mercenary, has found his new calling as assistant chief of security for the mammoth Ritter Oil Corporation. But the past is never far behind. Colby’s soon enmeshed in plans to trap a notorious drug trafficker, and it seems that his ex-wife, Sarina Carrington — whom he so cruelly left after one day of marriage — may be more involved than she’s letting on. Not only that, but Sarina has a six-year-old dark-eyed daughter whose father is mysteriously absent — or is he?

Long, Tall Texan Match

Long, Tall Texan Match

Author: Diana Palmer

Publisher: HarperCollins Australia

Published: 2017-09-01

Total Pages: 372

ISBN-13: 1489246657

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The Princess Bride He was everything Tiffany Blair wanted. He was danger. He was love...and she was meant to spend forever with him. Trouble was, Kingman Marshall insisted marriage was for fools. But for better or worse, Tiffany vowed she'd walk down the aisle as King's bride. King was equally determined to stay away from Tiffany. He was too old and burdened with secrets for a happily–ever–after with a sheltered princess. But if he succeeded in pushing her away, could he truly live without her? Callaghan's Bride Rugged as an oak, moody as a thundercloud, rancher Callaghan Hart awed women and intimidated men. So how could one scrappy little redhead nearly bring Callaghan to his knees? Easy! Tess Brady, the ranch's new housekeeper, was soft and sweet. Her youthful innocence drew him like a moth to a flame. But there was no way Callaghan would ever consider marriage, and a casual fling was out of the question. Somehow, he had to resist her, no matter how tempting she was... The Wedding In White Sweet, gentle schoolteacher Natalie Brock's life changed forever when handsome rancher Mack Killain's masterful kisses gave her a taste of love. Ever since that first awakening, Natalie knew Mack was the only man for her. Trouble was, the rough–edged loner had sworn off marriage – especially to an innocent like her – and told her so on more than one occasion. But Mack had taught her the best was worth fighting for...and Natalie would not settle for anything less than all his love!


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Download or read book Long, Tall Texan Match written by Diana Palmer and published by HarperCollins Australia. This book was released on 2017-09-01 with total page 372 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Princess Bride He was everything Tiffany Blair wanted. He was danger. He was love...and she was meant to spend forever with him. Trouble was, Kingman Marshall insisted marriage was for fools. But for better or worse, Tiffany vowed she'd walk down the aisle as King's bride. King was equally determined to stay away from Tiffany. He was too old and burdened with secrets for a happily–ever–after with a sheltered princess. But if he succeeded in pushing her away, could he truly live without her? Callaghan's Bride Rugged as an oak, moody as a thundercloud, rancher Callaghan Hart awed women and intimidated men. So how could one scrappy little redhead nearly bring Callaghan to his knees? Easy! Tess Brady, the ranch's new housekeeper, was soft and sweet. Her youthful innocence drew him like a moth to a flame. But there was no way Callaghan would ever consider marriage, and a casual fling was out of the question. Somehow, he had to resist her, no matter how tempting she was... The Wedding In White Sweet, gentle schoolteacher Natalie Brock's life changed forever when handsome rancher Mack Killain's masterful kisses gave her a taste of love. Ever since that first awakening, Natalie knew Mack was the only man for her. Trouble was, the rough–edged loner had sworn off marriage – especially to an innocent like her – and told her so on more than one occasion. But Mack had taught her the best was worth fighting for...and Natalie would not settle for anything less than all his love!

Long, Tall Texans Collection

Long, Tall Texans Collection

Author: Diana Palmer

Publisher: Harlequin

Published: 2018-10-15

Total Pages:

ISBN-13: 1488045364

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Revisit four fan-favorite Long, Tall Texan tales from New York Times bestselling author Diana Palmer Long, Tall Texans: Matt (originally published as Matt Caldwell: Texas Tycoon in 2000) Rugged tycoon Matt Caldwell has no intention of ever trusting a woman again—that is, until his new assistant walks through his door. On the run from her past, Leslie Murray struggles to keep herself out of aloof Matt’s strong arms. Could this innocent beauty make Matt’s protective walls crumble? The Texas Ranger (originally published in 2001) While working a high-profile murder case, Texas Ranger Marc Brannon comes face-to-face with the woman he has never forgotten. Investigator Josette Langley is determined to do her job, even if it means going against the man she still loves. But when Josette crosses evildoers, she and Marc are thrown together in a deadly game of intrigue. Long, Tall Texans: Rey (originally published as A Man of Means in 2002 by Silhouette Desire) From the moment cattleman Rey Hart first sets eyes on Meredith Johns, he is mesmerized. He asks the lovely young woman to become the cook on his ranch, but convincing her to take the job is a cinch compared to breaking the enchanting spell she casts over this long, tall Texan’s heart. Long, Tall Texans: Curtis (originally published as Garden Cop in 2002 in WITH A SOUTHERN TOUCH anthology) Hunting down a missing informant, FBI Agent Curtis Russell is determined to accomplish his mission at any cost. So when he butts heads with his mother’s beautiful neighbor, deputy D.A. Mary Ryan, he must resist her beauty. But can Agent Russell protect his partner-in-fighting crime when danger looms?


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Download or read book Long, Tall Texans Collection written by Diana Palmer and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2018-10-15 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Revisit four fan-favorite Long, Tall Texan tales from New York Times bestselling author Diana Palmer Long, Tall Texans: Matt (originally published as Matt Caldwell: Texas Tycoon in 2000) Rugged tycoon Matt Caldwell has no intention of ever trusting a woman again—that is, until his new assistant walks through his door. On the run from her past, Leslie Murray struggles to keep herself out of aloof Matt’s strong arms. Could this innocent beauty make Matt’s protective walls crumble? The Texas Ranger (originally published in 2001) While working a high-profile murder case, Texas Ranger Marc Brannon comes face-to-face with the woman he has never forgotten. Investigator Josette Langley is determined to do her job, even if it means going against the man she still loves. But when Josette crosses evildoers, she and Marc are thrown together in a deadly game of intrigue. Long, Tall Texans: Rey (originally published as A Man of Means in 2002 by Silhouette Desire) From the moment cattleman Rey Hart first sets eyes on Meredith Johns, he is mesmerized. He asks the lovely young woman to become the cook on his ranch, but convincing her to take the job is a cinch compared to breaking the enchanting spell she casts over this long, tall Texan’s heart. Long, Tall Texans: Curtis (originally published as Garden Cop in 2002 in WITH A SOUTHERN TOUCH anthology) Hunting down a missing informant, FBI Agent Curtis Russell is determined to accomplish his mission at any cost. So when he butts heads with his mother’s beautiful neighbor, deputy D.A. Mary Ryan, he must resist her beauty. But can Agent Russell protect his partner-in-fighting crime when danger looms?

Long, Tall Texans: John & Long, Tall Texans: Matt

Long, Tall Texans: John & Long, Tall Texans: Matt

Author: Diana Palmer

Publisher: Harlequin

Published: 2018-09-10

Total Pages:

ISBN-13: 1488037787

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Join New York Times bestselling author Diana Palmer for two fan-favorite tales of Long, Tall Texans, past and present Long, Tall Texans: John (first published as “The Founding Father” in A Hero’s Kiss in 2003) Return to Jacobsville to learn how legends were made…When the town’s founding father, Big John Jacobs, weds the daughter of a prosperous railroad tycoon, sparks fly. Will passion blaze when the fortune-seeking Long, Tall Texan brands his sweetly unassuming wife with his soul-searing kisses? Long, Tall Texans: Matt (originally published as Matt Caldwell: Texas Tycoon in 2000) Rugged tycoon Matt Caldwell has no intention of ever trusting a woman again—that is, until his new assistant walks through his door. On the run from her past, Leslie Murray struggles to keep herself out of aloof Matt’s strong arms. Could the innocent beauty be the one to make Matt’s protective walls crumble and bring love to his life?


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Download or read book Long, Tall Texans: John & Long, Tall Texans: Matt written by Diana Palmer and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2018-09-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Join New York Times bestselling author Diana Palmer for two fan-favorite tales of Long, Tall Texans, past and present Long, Tall Texans: John (first published as “The Founding Father” in A Hero’s Kiss in 2003) Return to Jacobsville to learn how legends were made…When the town’s founding father, Big John Jacobs, weds the daughter of a prosperous railroad tycoon, sparks fly. Will passion blaze when the fortune-seeking Long, Tall Texan brands his sweetly unassuming wife with his soul-searing kisses? Long, Tall Texans: Matt (originally published as Matt Caldwell: Texas Tycoon in 2000) Rugged tycoon Matt Caldwell has no intention of ever trusting a woman again—that is, until his new assistant walks through his door. On the run from her past, Leslie Murray struggles to keep herself out of aloof Matt’s strong arms. Could the innocent beauty be the one to make Matt’s protective walls crumble and bring love to his life?

Long, Tall Texans - Callaghan & Matt/Callaghan's Bride/Matt Caldwell

Long, Tall Texans - Callaghan & Matt/Callaghan's Bride/Matt Caldwell

Author: Diana Palmer

Publisher: HarperCollins Australia

Published: 2021-02-01

Total Pages: 320

ISBN-13: 1867225506

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Callaghan’s Bride Rugged as an oak, moody as a thundercloud, rancher Callaghan Hart awed women and intimidated men. So how could one scrappy little redhead nearly bring Callaghan to his knees? Easy! Tess Brady, the ranch’s new housekeeper, was soft and sweet. Her youthful innocence drew him like a moth to a flame. But there was no way Callaghan would ever consider marriage, and a casual fling was out of the question. Somehow, he had to resist her, no matter how tempting she was... Matt Caldwell: Texas Tycoon Matt Caldwell must be the hardest-hearted man in the Lone Star State. The last thing he wants to do is open up to a woman — let alone trust her! — and risk getting hurt. So he’s sworn off spending any time with a member of the fairer sex...until his beautiful new assistant walks through the office door. What’s a mogul to do? On the run from her past, Leslie Murray is in need of a protector, stat. And her new boss might just be the one who can guard her present — and protect her future. But when Leslie suddenly finds herself in Matt’s strong arms, she wonders if she could be the one to knock down the bachelor’s protective walls and finally bring love to this long, tall Texan.


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Download or read book Long, Tall Texans - Callaghan & Matt/Callaghan's Bride/Matt Caldwell written by Diana Palmer and published by HarperCollins Australia. This book was released on 2021-02-01 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Callaghan’s Bride Rugged as an oak, moody as a thundercloud, rancher Callaghan Hart awed women and intimidated men. So how could one scrappy little redhead nearly bring Callaghan to his knees? Easy! Tess Brady, the ranch’s new housekeeper, was soft and sweet. Her youthful innocence drew him like a moth to a flame. But there was no way Callaghan would ever consider marriage, and a casual fling was out of the question. Somehow, he had to resist her, no matter how tempting she was... Matt Caldwell: Texas Tycoon Matt Caldwell must be the hardest-hearted man in the Lone Star State. The last thing he wants to do is open up to a woman — let alone trust her! — and risk getting hurt. So he’s sworn off spending any time with a member of the fairer sex...until his beautiful new assistant walks through the office door. What’s a mogul to do? On the run from her past, Leslie Murray is in need of a protector, stat. And her new boss might just be the one who can guard her present — and protect her future. But when Leslie suddenly finds herself in Matt’s strong arms, she wonders if she could be the one to knock down the bachelor’s protective walls and finally bring love to this long, tall Texan.

Protector

Protector

Author: Diana Palmer

Publisher: HQN Books

Published: 2014

Total Pages: 363

ISBN-13: 0373778546

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Convinced that mysterious and beautiful Minette Raynor was involved in giving his brother the drugs that killed him, lawman Hayes Carson searches for justice, while Minette, an undercover DEA agent, must decide whether or not to blow her cover to reveal the truth.


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Download or read book Protector written by Diana Palmer and published by HQN Books. This book was released on 2014 with total page 363 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Convinced that mysterious and beautiful Minette Raynor was involved in giving his brother the drugs that killed him, lawman Hayes Carson searches for justice, while Minette, an undercover DEA agent, must decide whether or not to blow her cover to reveal the truth.

The Onion Book of Known Knowledge

The Onion Book of Known Knowledge

Author: The Onion

Publisher: Little, Brown

Published: 2012-10-23

Total Pages: 259

ISBN-13: 031613323X

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Are you a witless cretin with no reason to live? Would you like to know more about every piece of knowledge ever? Do you have cash? Then congratulations, because just in time for the death of the print industry as we know it comes the final book ever published, and the only one you will ever need: The Onion's compendium of all things known. Replete with an astonishing assemblage of facts, illustrations, maps, charts, threats, blood, and additional fees to edify even the most simple-minded book-buyer, The Onion Book of Known Knowledge is packed with valuable information -- such as the life stages of an Aunt; places to kill one's self in Utica, New York; and the dimensions of a female bucket, or "pail." With hundreds of entries for all 27 letters of the alphabet, The Onion Book of Known Knowledge must be purchased immediately to avoid the sting of eternal ignorance.


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Download or read book The Onion Book of Known Knowledge written by The Onion and published by Little, Brown. This book was released on 2012-10-23 with total page 259 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you a witless cretin with no reason to live? Would you like to know more about every piece of knowledge ever? Do you have cash? Then congratulations, because just in time for the death of the print industry as we know it comes the final book ever published, and the only one you will ever need: The Onion's compendium of all things known. Replete with an astonishing assemblage of facts, illustrations, maps, charts, threats, blood, and additional fees to edify even the most simple-minded book-buyer, The Onion Book of Known Knowledge is packed with valuable information -- such as the life stages of an Aunt; places to kill one's self in Utica, New York; and the dimensions of a female bucket, or "pail." With hundreds of entries for all 27 letters of the alphabet, The Onion Book of Known Knowledge must be purchased immediately to avoid the sting of eternal ignorance.