Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Soccer Star

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Soccer Star

Author: Scott Gordon

Publisher: S.E. Gordon

Published: 2016-05-17

Total Pages: 54

ISBN-13: 1386800090

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Cripes! Secret Agent Disco Dancer is at it again, and despite being absolutely crazy—he has a Masters degree in such things—this time he thinks he’s a soccer superstar. Be wary, soccer superpowers! This frog agent will stop at nothing to serve his country in a decisive World Cup qualifier, while also showing off his mad skills. WARNING! Lots of jokes abound in this slim, silly story. Do not drink milk while reading unless you like it coming out your nose! Approximately 4,000 words, 12 images, and 1 silly soccer superstar. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature.


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Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Soccer Star written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2016-05-17 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cripes! Secret Agent Disco Dancer is at it again, and despite being absolutely crazy—he has a Masters degree in such things—this time he thinks he’s a soccer superstar. Be wary, soccer superpowers! This frog agent will stop at nothing to serve his country in a decisive World Cup qualifier, while also showing off his mad skills. WARNING! Lots of jokes abound in this slim, silly story. Do not drink milk while reading unless you like it coming out your nose! Approximately 4,000 words, 12 images, and 1 silly soccer superstar. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature.


Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Double Agent Orangegrove

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Double Agent Orangegrove

Author: Scott Gordon

Publisher: S.E. Gordon

Published: 2016-08-20

Total Pages: 80

ISBN-13: 1386491926

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It’s Fredrico Frillyfoam’s first day on the job, and elements within the mysterious Black Eagle organization want to make sure that he doesn’t see the end of it. Of course, this is Secret Agent Disco Dancer we’re talking about here—expert at everything, including avoiding danger that crops up around every corner. When the newbie agent notices a Navel orange slip away from the compound, he’s more than a bit curious where the trail might lead. Could it be that a network of fruity fiends have infiltrated Black Eagle and are using the intel for dubious purposes? Or perhaps our silly superhero had one Twinkie too many? WARNING! Lots silliness abounds in this slim volume. Don’t drink orange juice while reading unless you enjoy shooting it out of your nose! Approximately 8,400 words, 20 images, 1 crazy frog + 1 no good, double agent super spy orange. (Whew!)


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Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Double Agent Orangegrove written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2016-08-20 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s Fredrico Frillyfoam’s first day on the job, and elements within the mysterious Black Eagle organization want to make sure that he doesn’t see the end of it. Of course, this is Secret Agent Disco Dancer we’re talking about here—expert at everything, including avoiding danger that crops up around every corner. When the newbie agent notices a Navel orange slip away from the compound, he’s more than a bit curious where the trail might lead. Could it be that a network of fruity fiends have infiltrated Black Eagle and are using the intel for dubious purposes? Or perhaps our silly superhero had one Twinkie too many? WARNING! Lots silliness abounds in this slim volume. Don’t drink orange juice while reading unless you enjoy shooting it out of your nose! Approximately 8,400 words, 20 images, 1 crazy frog + 1 no good, double agent super spy orange. (Whew!)


Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Santa's Super Helpers

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Santa's Super Helpers

Author: Scott Gordon

Publisher: Scott Gordon

Published: 2018-06-01

Total Pages: 150

ISBN-13: 1386390054

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Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Santa's Super Helpers written by Scott Gordon and published by Scott Gordon. This book was released on 2018-06-01 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Description


Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Grand Slam

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Grand Slam

Author: Scott Gordon

Publisher: S.E. Gordon

Published: 2019-03-28

Total Pages: 1311

ISBN-13: 1386067032

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Includes every story in the My Crazy Pet Frog and Secret Agent Disco Dancer series, ever. BOOKS 1. Green Eggs and a Side of Earnest Bacon 2. Double Agent Orangegrove 3. Was It The Lobster Bisque? 4. The Last Ding Dong on Earth 5. Did Somebody Say Pizza? 6. Frosted Flake 7. Was It The Tira Misu? 8. Burger Blues 9. Burger Blues Side Story 10. You Don't Know Jack 11. Soccer Star 12. I Gave My Pizza A Spanking 13. Santa's Super Helpers 14. The Nightmare Pizza Before Christmas 15. The Zombies Ate My Pizza 16. Taco Tuesday 17. Chicken George 18. Santa Got Run Over by a Burrito 19. My Crazy Pet Frog, A Novelette PREVIEWS 1. Earl of Manwich 2. Burger Blues 2 3. Call Me Crabby 4. Secret Agent Disco Dancer, A Novel 5. Agent -1 INTERVIEWS 1. A Random Bag of Frogs (Fredrico Frillyfoam) 2. A Random Bag of Pigs (Earnest T. Bacon) 3. A Random Bag of Fries (Goldo "Goldy" McLuvin) 4. A Random Bag of Oranges (Double Agent Orangegrove) 5. A Random Bag of Cherries (Cherrywine Divine) 6. A Random Bag of Horse Manure (Special Agent Halfwitz) 7. A Random Bag of Buttz (Major Buttz) 8. A Random Bag of Mistletoe (Santa) Over 1,100 pages in all. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).


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Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Grand Slam written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2019-03-28 with total page 1311 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Includes every story in the My Crazy Pet Frog and Secret Agent Disco Dancer series, ever. BOOKS 1. Green Eggs and a Side of Earnest Bacon 2. Double Agent Orangegrove 3. Was It The Lobster Bisque? 4. The Last Ding Dong on Earth 5. Did Somebody Say Pizza? 6. Frosted Flake 7. Was It The Tira Misu? 8. Burger Blues 9. Burger Blues Side Story 10. You Don't Know Jack 11. Soccer Star 12. I Gave My Pizza A Spanking 13. Santa's Super Helpers 14. The Nightmare Pizza Before Christmas 15. The Zombies Ate My Pizza 16. Taco Tuesday 17. Chicken George 18. Santa Got Run Over by a Burrito 19. My Crazy Pet Frog, A Novelette PREVIEWS 1. Earl of Manwich 2. Burger Blues 2 3. Call Me Crabby 4. Secret Agent Disco Dancer, A Novel 5. Agent -1 INTERVIEWS 1. A Random Bag of Frogs (Fredrico Frillyfoam) 2. A Random Bag of Pigs (Earnest T. Bacon) 3. A Random Bag of Fries (Goldo "Goldy" McLuvin) 4. A Random Bag of Oranges (Double Agent Orangegrove) 5. A Random Bag of Cherries (Cherrywine Divine) 6. A Random Bag of Horse Manure (Special Agent Halfwitz) 7. A Random Bag of Buttz (Major Buttz) 8. A Random Bag of Mistletoe (Santa) Over 1,100 pages in all. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).


Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Was It The Tira Misu?

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Was It The Tira Misu?

Author: Scott Gordon

Publisher: S.E. Gordon

Published: 2018-09-09

Total Pages: 75

ISBN-13: 1386492183

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Love... Is it just an illusion? Or did something truly special happen all those months ago at a quaint, little cafe by the river? FROGWART FISK, criminal super genius on the run, intends to find out, and is well aware of the psychological traps put in place by his former employer, Black Eagle. When he materializes in Venice, he finds the food irresistible along with his stunning new heartthrob, Sara. Is it a match made in heaven? Or will a certain frog throw a wrench into his plans? Approximately 9,000 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).


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Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Was It The Tira Misu? written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2018-09-09 with total page 75 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Love... Is it just an illusion? Or did something truly special happen all those months ago at a quaint, little cafe by the river? FROGWART FISK, criminal super genius on the run, intends to find out, and is well aware of the psychological traps put in place by his former employer, Black Eagle. When he materializes in Venice, he finds the food irresistible along with his stunning new heartthrob, Sara. Is it a match made in heaven? Or will a certain frog throw a wrench into his plans? Approximately 9,000 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).


Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Frosted Flake

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Frosted Flake

Author: Scott Gordon

Publisher: S.E. Gordon

Published: 2018-09-07

Total Pages: 100

ISBN-13: 138652932X

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When Secret Agent Disco Dancer discovers a Wendy's that doesn't serve Frosties in an empty airport terminal, he does what you might expect. But is the missing Frosty mix part of a diabolical plan? Not if that crazy frog eats it first! Approximately 9,700 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). WARNING: And you thought flushing the toilet on an aircraft was scary!


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Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Frosted Flake written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2018-09-07 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Secret Agent Disco Dancer discovers a Wendy's that doesn't serve Frosties in an empty airport terminal, he does what you might expect. But is the missing Frosty mix part of a diabolical plan? Not if that crazy frog eats it first! Approximately 9,700 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). WARNING: And you thought flushing the toilet on an aircraft was scary!


Secret Agent Disco Dancer: You Don't Know Jack

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: You Don't Know Jack

Author: Scott Gordon

Publisher: S.E. Gordon

Published: 2017-12-11

Total Pages: 57

ISBN-13: 1386192422

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One autumn day, Miranda Frillyfoam hops onto a bus headed for her new school, Bay Lake Elementary. Right off the bat, the children call her a monster and run away screaming. At least she's not alone, and when a new substitute teacher shows up on her first day of class, things really get crazy. Approximately 6,700 words, 14 images and Spartan frog mayhem. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). WARNING: Don't allow any crazy substitute frog teachers in your school!


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Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer: You Don't Know Jack written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2017-12-11 with total page 57 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One autumn day, Miranda Frillyfoam hops onto a bus headed for her new school, Bay Lake Elementary. Right off the bat, the children call her a monster and run away screaming. At least she's not alone, and when a new substitute teacher shows up on her first day of class, things really get crazy. Approximately 6,700 words, 14 images and Spartan frog mayhem. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). WARNING: Don't allow any crazy substitute frog teachers in your school!


Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Greatest Hits Vol. 1

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Greatest Hits Vol. 1

Author: Scott Gordon

Publisher: S.E. Gordon

Published: 2019-03-09

Total Pages: 472

ISBN-13: 1386945978

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Lobster Bisque, anyone? How about a nice, big piece of Tira Misu? Filled with pepperoni, of course… And did somebody say pizza? Buckle up, buster, because this disco dancing frog is no joke, and evil doesn’t stand a chance against the super spy stomach of the swamp. (Unless his tummy starts rumbling or the world runs out of Ding Dongs…) Enjoy the first eight episodes from the ongoing serial novel Secret Agent Disco Dancer, including the following smash hits: SIDE A Green Eggs and a Side of Earnest Bacon Double Agent Orangegrove Was It the Lobster Bisque? The Last Ding Dong on Earth SIDE B Did Somebody Say Pizza? Frosted Flake Was It the Tira Misu? Burger Blues Over 350 pages in all. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). BONUS: Burger Blues Side Story is also included!


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Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Greatest Hits Vol. 1 written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2019-03-09 with total page 472 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lobster Bisque, anyone? How about a nice, big piece of Tira Misu? Filled with pepperoni, of course… And did somebody say pizza? Buckle up, buster, because this disco dancing frog is no joke, and evil doesn’t stand a chance against the super spy stomach of the swamp. (Unless his tummy starts rumbling or the world runs out of Ding Dongs…) Enjoy the first eight episodes from the ongoing serial novel Secret Agent Disco Dancer, including the following smash hits: SIDE A Green Eggs and a Side of Earnest Bacon Double Agent Orangegrove Was It the Lobster Bisque? The Last Ding Dong on Earth SIDE B Did Somebody Say Pizza? Frosted Flake Was It the Tira Misu? Burger Blues Over 350 pages in all. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). BONUS: Burger Blues Side Story is also included!


Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Green Eggs and a Side of Earnest Bacon

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Green Eggs and a Side of Earnest Bacon

Author: Scott Gordon

Publisher: S.E. Gordon

Published: 2016-05-18

Total Pages: 72

ISBN-13: 138635550X

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Perhaps you might be wondering how a certain crazy frog came to be known as Secret Agent Disco Dancer? Well, one prickly pig is here to tell you; one Earnest T. Bacon who is always more trouble than he’s worth. Will Fredrico Frillyfoam survive the mad pork chop’s clinical trial? Or is something more dubious in store for him? Approximately 4,700 words, 10 images, and 1 evil pig. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). WARNING: Contains bacon.


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Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Green Eggs and a Side of Earnest Bacon written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2016-05-18 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perhaps you might be wondering how a certain crazy frog came to be known as Secret Agent Disco Dancer? Well, one prickly pig is here to tell you; one Earnest T. Bacon who is always more trouble than he’s worth. Will Fredrico Frillyfoam survive the mad pork chop’s clinical trial? Or is something more dubious in store for him? Approximately 4,700 words, 10 images, and 1 evil pig. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). WARNING: Contains bacon.


Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Was It The Lobster Bisque?

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Was It The Lobster Bisque?

Author: Scott Gordon

Publisher: S.E. Gordon

Published: 2016-05-29

Total Pages: 66

ISBN-13: 1386336920

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Being a criminal super genius isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Just ask Frogwart Fisk, arch nemesis of one Secret Agent Disco Dancer, spy extraordinaire. On a pleasant day in Monaco, at a French cafe on the newly constructed riverwalk, the delightfully charming (though maniacal) Fisk finds a nasty surprise in his soup. Is Black Eagle really out to get him or has the brilliant frog gone mad? Approximately 7,500 words, 10 images and 2 very crazy frogs (3 if you include the author). Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). Note: This book is a bit darker than others in the series. It also contains words that are more complicated than the average child’s reading level. While it’s ultimately intended for all ages, little ones might get stuck on a few words.


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Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Was It The Lobster Bisque? written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2016-05-29 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Being a criminal super genius isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Just ask Frogwart Fisk, arch nemesis of one Secret Agent Disco Dancer, spy extraordinaire. On a pleasant day in Monaco, at a French cafe on the newly constructed riverwalk, the delightfully charming (though maniacal) Fisk finds a nasty surprise in his soup. Is Black Eagle really out to get him or has the brilliant frog gone mad? Approximately 7,500 words, 10 images and 2 very crazy frogs (3 if you include the author). Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). Note: This book is a bit darker than others in the series. It also contains words that are more complicated than the average child’s reading level. While it’s ultimately intended for all ages, little ones might get stuck on a few words.