The Elf on a Shelf Must Die

The Elf on a Shelf Must Die

Author: Don Zolidis

Publisher: Stage Partners

Published: 2018-01-01

Total Pages: 31

ISBN-13:

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When Sammy and Mook's parents present them with Pip, an Elf of a Shelf, they are less than happy. This little snitch is going to be reporting all their activities to Santa, so their hopes to get an Xbox look doomed. And that's before Sammy accidentally murders Pip. What follows is a Tarantinoesque Christmas caper as the two kids race against the clock to bring their elf back to life before Santa finds out. Christmas Comedy One-act. 30-35 minutes 12-20 actors, gender flexible


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Download or read book The Elf on a Shelf Must Die written by Don Zolidis and published by Stage Partners. This book was released on 2018-01-01 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Sammy and Mook's parents present them with Pip, an Elf of a Shelf, they are less than happy. This little snitch is going to be reporting all their activities to Santa, so their hopes to get an Xbox look doomed. And that's before Sammy accidentally murders Pip. What follows is a Tarantinoesque Christmas caper as the two kids race against the clock to bring their elf back to life before Santa finds out. Christmas Comedy One-act. 30-35 minutes 12-20 actors, gender flexible

The Elf on Our Shelf Must Die

The Elf on Our Shelf Must Die

Author: Norman Twisted

Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub

Published: 2014-10-07

Total Pages: 28

ISBN-13: 9781502477286

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The frustration of trying to live up to the unreasonable expectations of Santa Claus causes a sensitive boy to snap. When his cries for help go unanswered by dis-functional family, he takes matters into his hands. In the end, his nemesis Santa Claus is out of his life, and all of his dreams come true.


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Download or read book The Elf on Our Shelf Must Die written by Norman Twisted and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2014-10-07 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The frustration of trying to live up to the unreasonable expectations of Santa Claus causes a sensitive boy to snap. When his cries for help go unanswered by dis-functional family, he takes matters into his hands. In the end, his nemesis Santa Claus is out of his life, and all of his dreams come true.

The Elf on the Shelf Must Die!

The Elf on the Shelf Must Die!

Author: Norman Twisted

Publisher:

Published: 2015-04-03

Total Pages: 28

ISBN-13: 9781511523127

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Slap the sugary sweet Christmas consumer culture in the face with this offbeat riff on a traditional seasonal children's book. "The Elf on Our Shelf Must Die!" parodies the popular (and creepy) Christmas gift which claims to control children with surveillance and daily reports to Santa. This twenty page, full color illustrated book is a must-have for adults with a slightly twisted sense of humor.


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Download or read book The Elf on the Shelf Must Die! written by Norman Twisted and published by . This book was released on 2015-04-03 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Slap the sugary sweet Christmas consumer culture in the face with this offbeat riff on a traditional seasonal children's book. "The Elf on Our Shelf Must Die!" parodies the popular (and creepy) Christmas gift which claims to control children with surveillance and daily reports to Santa. This twenty page, full color illustrated book is a must-have for adults with a slightly twisted sense of humor.

The Trial of Santa

The Trial of Santa

Author: Don Zolidis

Publisher:

Published: 2010

Total Pages: 28

ISBN-13:

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The trial of the century: Santa Claus (aka Kris Kringle) v. Emily Worthington (aka bratty nine-year-old girl). In the TV courtroom of Judge Trudy, Santa is charged with delivering the wrong present on Christmas Day. Will Santa be convicted of this heinous crime? Or will Santa's Elven lawyer prove beyond a doubt that Emily was naughty, not nice?


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Download or read book The Trial of Santa written by Don Zolidis and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The trial of the century: Santa Claus (aka Kris Kringle) v. Emily Worthington (aka bratty nine-year-old girl). In the TV courtroom of Judge Trudy, Santa is charged with delivering the wrong present on Christmas Day. Will Santa be convicted of this heinous crime? Or will Santa's Elven lawyer prove beyond a doubt that Emily was naughty, not nice?

The Elf on the Shelf - Girl LT

The Elf on the Shelf - Girl LT

Author: Carol V. Aebersold

Publisher:

Published: 2012-09-30

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 9780976990734

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BOX SET WITH BOOK AND LT GIRL ELF DOLL


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Download or read book The Elf on the Shelf - Girl LT written by Carol V. Aebersold and published by . This book was released on 2012-09-30 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: BOX SET WITH BOOK AND LT GIRL ELF DOLL

The Elf on the Shelf

The Elf on the Shelf

Author: Chandra A. Bell

Publisher:

Published: 2013-05-15

Total Pages: 26

ISBN-13: 9780984365197

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In Santa's Christmas village at the North Pole, the elves celebrate special days all year round. Apart from Christmas, though, nothing is more exciting to a scout elf than a birthday--and elves celebrate birthdays with a tradition that goes back thousands of years. Now, at the request of children from around the world, Santa has given his scout elves special permission to share that birthday tradition with the families they love. An elf cannot come to a celebration, though, unless it is invited.


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Download or read book The Elf on the Shelf written by Chandra A. Bell and published by . This book was released on 2013-05-15 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Santa's Christmas village at the North Pole, the elves celebrate special days all year round. Apart from Christmas, though, nothing is more exciting to a scout elf than a birthday--and elves celebrate birthdays with a tradition that goes back thousands of years. Now, at the request of children from around the world, Santa has given his scout elves special permission to share that birthday tradition with the families they love. An elf cannot come to a celebration, though, unless it is invited.

No Kids Allowed

No Kids Allowed

Author: Michelle Ann Abate

Publisher: Johns Hopkins University Press

Published: 2020-10-13

Total Pages: 243

ISBN-13: 1421438860

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Abate examines how board books, coloring books, bedtime stories, and series detective fiction written and published specifically for adults question the boundaries of genre and challenge the assumption that adulthood and childhood are mutually exclusive.


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Download or read book No Kids Allowed written by Michelle Ann Abate and published by Johns Hopkins University Press. This book was released on 2020-10-13 with total page 243 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Abate examines how board books, coloring books, bedtime stories, and series detective fiction written and published specifically for adults question the boundaries of genre and challenge the assumption that adulthood and childhood are mutually exclusive.

Random Acts of Comedy

Random Acts of Comedy

Author: Jason Pizzarello

Publisher:

Published: 2011

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780981909974

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Home of the most popular one-act plays for student actors, Playscripts, Inc. presents 15 of their very best short comedies. From a blind dating debacle to a silly Shakespeare spoof, from a fairy tale farce to a self-hating satire, this anthology contains hilarious large-cast plays that have delighted thousands of audiences around the world. Includes the plays The Audition by Don Zolidis, Law & Order: Fairy Tale Unit by Jonathan Rand, 13 Ways to Screw Up Your College Interview by Ian McWethy, Darcy's Cinematic Life by Christa Crewdson, The Whole Shebang by Rich Orloff, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Fifth Period by Jason Pizzarello, Small World by Tracey Scott Wilson, The Absolute Most Cliched Elevator Play in the History of the Entire Universe by Werner Trieschmann, The Seussification of Romeo and Juliet by Peter Bloedel, Show and Spell by Julia Brownell, Cut by Ed Monk, Check Please by Jonathan Rand, Aliens vs. Cheerleaders by Qui Nguyen, The Brothers Grimm Spectaculathon by Don Zolidis, 15 Reasons Not To Be in a Play by Alan Haehnel


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Download or read book Random Acts of Comedy written by Jason Pizzarello and published by . This book was released on 2011 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Home of the most popular one-act plays for student actors, Playscripts, Inc. presents 15 of their very best short comedies. From a blind dating debacle to a silly Shakespeare spoof, from a fairy tale farce to a self-hating satire, this anthology contains hilarious large-cast plays that have delighted thousands of audiences around the world. Includes the plays The Audition by Don Zolidis, Law & Order: Fairy Tale Unit by Jonathan Rand, 13 Ways to Screw Up Your College Interview by Ian McWethy, Darcy's Cinematic Life by Christa Crewdson, The Whole Shebang by Rich Orloff, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Fifth Period by Jason Pizzarello, Small World by Tracey Scott Wilson, The Absolute Most Cliched Elevator Play in the History of the Entire Universe by Werner Trieschmann, The Seussification of Romeo and Juliet by Peter Bloedel, Show and Spell by Julia Brownell, Cut by Ed Monk, Check Please by Jonathan Rand, Aliens vs. Cheerleaders by Qui Nguyen, The Brothers Grimm Spectaculathon by Don Zolidis, 15 Reasons Not To Be in a Play by Alan Haehnel

When Your Grandparent Dies

When Your Grandparent Dies

Author: Victoria Ryan

Publisher: Open Road Media

Published: 2014-09-02

Total Pages: 75

ISBN-13: 1497683068

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Losing a grandparent is often a child’s first experience with grief. The ordeal can be as bewildering as it is painful. Explaining what happens from a child’s-eye view, the little elves in this book depict the difficult days before, after, and beyond a grandparent’s death. They explore the meaning of death and heaven, as well as how to stay close in spirit with a grandparent who has died. With ideas for action and questions for discussion, this creative guide will help you help your grieving child to create comforting memories and find closure.


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Download or read book When Your Grandparent Dies written by Victoria Ryan and published by Open Road Media. This book was released on 2014-09-02 with total page 75 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Losing a grandparent is often a child’s first experience with grief. The ordeal can be as bewildering as it is painful. Explaining what happens from a child’s-eye view, the little elves in this book depict the difficult days before, after, and beyond a grandparent’s death. They explore the meaning of death and heaven, as well as how to stay close in spirit with a grandparent who has died. With ideas for action and questions for discussion, this creative guide will help you help your grieving child to create comforting memories and find closure.

A Deal with the Elf King

A Deal with the Elf King

Author: Elise Kova

Publisher:

Published: 2020-11-06

Total Pages: 338

ISBN-13: 9781949694277

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Perfect for fans of A Court of Thorns and Roses and Uprooted, this stand-alone, fantasy romance about a human girl and her marriage to the Elf King is impossible to put down! The elves come for two things: war and wives. In both cases, they come for death. Three-thousand years ago, humans were hunted by powerful races with wild magic until the treaty was formed. Now, for centuries, the elves have taken a young woman from Luella's village to be their Human Queen. To be chosen is seen as a mark of death by the townsfolk. A mark nineteen-year-old Luella is grateful to have escaped as a girl. Instead, she's dedicated her life to studying herbology and becoming the town's only healer. That is, until the Elf King unexpectedly arrives... for her. Everything Luella had thought she'd known about her life, and herself, was a lie. Taken to a land filled with wild magic, Luella is forced to be the new queen to a cold yet blisteringly handsome Elf King. Once there, she learns about a dying world that only she can save. The magical land of Midscape pulls on one corner of her heart, her home and people tug on another... but what will truly break her is a passion she never wanted. A Deal with the Elf King is a complete, stand-alone novel, inspired by the tales of Hades and Persephone, as well as Beauty and the Beast, with a "happily ever after" ending. It's perfect for fantasy romance fans looking for just the right amount of steam and their next slow-burn and swoon-worthy couple.


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Download or read book A Deal with the Elf King written by Elise Kova and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-06 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect for fans of A Court of Thorns and Roses and Uprooted, this stand-alone, fantasy romance about a human girl and her marriage to the Elf King is impossible to put down! The elves come for two things: war and wives. In both cases, they come for death. Three-thousand years ago, humans were hunted by powerful races with wild magic until the treaty was formed. Now, for centuries, the elves have taken a young woman from Luella's village to be their Human Queen. To be chosen is seen as a mark of death by the townsfolk. A mark nineteen-year-old Luella is grateful to have escaped as a girl. Instead, she's dedicated her life to studying herbology and becoming the town's only healer. That is, until the Elf King unexpectedly arrives... for her. Everything Luella had thought she'd known about her life, and herself, was a lie. Taken to a land filled with wild magic, Luella is forced to be the new queen to a cold yet blisteringly handsome Elf King. Once there, she learns about a dying world that only she can save. The magical land of Midscape pulls on one corner of her heart, her home and people tug on another... but what will truly break her is a passion she never wanted. A Deal with the Elf King is a complete, stand-alone novel, inspired by the tales of Hades and Persephone, as well as Beauty and the Beast, with a "happily ever after" ending. It's perfect for fantasy romance fans looking for just the right amount of steam and their next slow-burn and swoon-worthy couple.