Author: David Schenck

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Published: 2016-11-04

Total Pages: 182

ISBN-13: 9781519042231

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These Fairy-Tale Princesses aren't for the kids! The Princess and the Pea has a drinking problem but she's deadly with a six-gun, Cinderella has a flaming sword and a rodent infestation, and Rapunzel has cut off her hair to make a lethal whip and has a very foul mouth.The Wicked Queen has almost won. Only Snow White's kingdom still stands. She has gathered together Princesses from all the defeated kingdoms to form the Princess Company. These Princesses have thrown off their fine clothes (well, not Cinderella) and strapped on their armor. They form the last line of defense for millions. Now our three heroines set off on a mission deep into enemy territory to rescue Beauty (no longer asleep) and obtain a secret weapon that could turn the tide of the war!****NOTE**** This book has a lot of strong language (the word f*** shows up, on average, more than once a page), occasional bloody violence and, aside from the title, absolutely no connection with Shakespeare. Be advised. Read responsibly!****ALSO NOTE**** There is now a "clean" version of this book (at https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01LKOQB7U ). This means that I've removed all instances of the words f***, s*** and a**h***, however, they have, frequently, been replaced by words like: damned, crap, hell, etc. Also, there remain several instances of the word bitch and, the word ass continues to show up occasionally. So, as they say, cleanliness is in the eye of the beholder (I don't think anybody says this). There is, also, occasional bloody violence and, aside from the title, there is still absolutely no connection with Shakespeare. I've done my best to maintain the attitude of the original. So, it still might not be appropriate for your child (unless, of course, you're a childless aunt or uncle and you think it's cute when other people's children use bad words, in which case, either version is just fine for corrupting your little nieces or nephews) Just to be clear - the book on THIS page IS NOT the clean version. Be advised. Read responsibly!

Download or read book Let Slip the Princesses of War written by David Schenck and published by . This book was released on 2016-11-04 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These Fairy-Tale Princesses aren't for the kids! The Princess and the Pea has a drinking problem but she's deadly with a six-gun, Cinderella has a flaming sword and a rodent infestation, and Rapunzel has cut off her hair to make a lethal whip and has a very foul mouth.The Wicked Queen has almost won. Only Snow White's kingdom still stands. She has gathered together Princesses from all the defeated kingdoms to form the Princess Company. These Princesses have thrown off their fine clothes (well, not Cinderella) and strapped on their armor. They form the last line of defense for millions. Now our three heroines set off on a mission deep into enemy territory to rescue Beauty (no longer asleep) and obtain a secret weapon that could turn the tide of the war!****NOTE**** This book has a lot of strong language (the word f*** shows up, on average, more than once a page), occasional bloody violence and, aside from the title, absolutely no connection with Shakespeare. Be advised. Read responsibly!****ALSO NOTE**** There is now a "clean" version of this book (at https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01LKOQB7U ). This means that I've removed all instances of the words f***, s*** and a**h***, however, they have, frequently, been replaced by words like: damned, crap, hell, etc. Also, there remain several instances of the word bitch and, the word ass continues to show up occasionally. So, as they say, cleanliness is in the eye of the beholder (I don't think anybody says this). There is, also, occasional bloody violence and, aside from the title, there is still absolutely no connection with Shakespeare. I've done my best to maintain the attitude of the original. So, it still might not be appropriate for your child (unless, of course, you're a childless aunt or uncle and you think it's cute when other people's children use bad words, in which case, either version is just fine for corrupting your little nieces or nephews) Just to be clear - the book on THIS page IS NOT the clean version. Be advised. Read responsibly!