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A gloriously cringey collection of punny wordplay from the author of The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes! • The pliers said to the wrench, “Get a grip. You're losing it!” • The marionette’s cardiologist warned him to change his lifestyle because he was too high-strung. • When the President’s family picnic was hit by a cold hard rain, the band struck up “Hail to The Chief.” • Q: How do vampires like their stakes? A: Rare. • Do dealers in Las Vegas casinos walk with a shuffle? • The young ear of corn was considered a rising star in the Marine Corps; he quickly rose to the rank of kernel. Make every day funny punny with this massive book of over 1,400 puns, arranged by category. Word nerds, class clowns, and dads everywhere never have to miss an opportunity to deliver a groan-inducing yet hilarious one-liner.
Book Synopsis Born to Pun by : Gordon Hideaki Nagai
Download or read book Born to Pun written by Gordon Hideaki Nagai and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-03-13 with total page 131 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A gloriously cringey collection of punny wordplay from the author of The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes! • The pliers said to the wrench, “Get a grip. You're losing it!” • The marionette’s cardiologist warned him to change his lifestyle because he was too high-strung. • When the President’s family picnic was hit by a cold hard rain, the band struck up “Hail to The Chief.” • Q: How do vampires like their stakes? A: Rare. • Do dealers in Las Vegas casinos walk with a shuffle? • The young ear of corn was considered a rising star in the Marine Corps; he quickly rose to the rank of kernel. Make every day funny punny with this massive book of over 1,400 puns, arranged by category. Word nerds, class clowns, and dads everywhere never have to miss an opportunity to deliver a groan-inducing yet hilarious one-liner.
A collection of some of my favorite pun-liners, with illustrations by some of my most talented friends. Come along on this pointless journey of ridiculousness... speaking of journeys, comedy is my dream and I don't care where it takes me. Believe in your dreams! And please dream about me being successful.
Book Synopsis Once a Pun a Time... by : Reena Calm
Download or read book Once a Pun a Time... written by Reena Calm and published by . This book was released on 2018-06-04 with total page 158 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of some of my favorite pun-liners, with illustrations by some of my most talented friends. Come along on this pointless journey of ridiculousness... speaking of journeys, comedy is my dream and I don't care where it takes me. Believe in your dreams! And please dream about me being successful.
Book Synopsis The East Anglian, Or, Notes and Queries on Subjects Connected with the Counties of Suffolk, Cambridge, Essex and Norfolk by :
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A pun-derful collection of jokes and wordplay for kids This hilarious collection of puns will delight kids of all ages. Featuring all-new jokes and accompanied by clever illustrations, The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written will keep kids amused for hours! Inside are gems like: What does a house wear? A dress. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. The birthday party was a disaster. Even the cake was in tiers. What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear.
Book Synopsis The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! by : Brian Boone
Download or read book The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! written by Brian Boone and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2019-03-05 with total page 238 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A pun-derful collection of jokes and wordplay for kids This hilarious collection of puns will delight kids of all ages. Featuring all-new jokes and accompanied by clever illustrations, The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written will keep kids amused for hours! Inside are gems like: What does a house wear? A dress. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. The birthday party was a disaster. Even the cake was in tiers. What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear.
Book Synopsis A Sanskṛit-English Dictionary Etymologically and Philologically Arranged by : Sir Monier Monier-Williams
Download or read book A Sanskṛit-English Dictionary Etymologically and Philologically Arranged written by Sir Monier Monier-Williams and published by . This book was released on 1872 with total page 1222 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Playing For The LostBhoys by : David Harper
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Book Synopsis East Anglian, Or, Notes and Queries on Subjects Connected with the Counties of Suffolk, Cambridge, Essex and Norfolk by : Samuel Tymms
Download or read book East Anglian, Or, Notes and Queries on Subjects Connected with the Counties of Suffolk, Cambridge, Essex and Norfolk written by Samuel Tymms and published by . This book was released on 1894 with total page 462 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis A Sanskrit-English Dictionary by : Monier Monier-Williams
Download or read book A Sanskrit-English Dictionary written by Monier Monier-Williams and published by . This book was released on 1872 with total page 1234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
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Download or read book Beautiful Thoughts from Latin Authors written by and published by . This book was released on 1884 with total page 870 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The East Anglian written by Samuel Tymms and published by . This book was released on 1894 with total page 432 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
