How to Eat Cock the Sofa King Easy Way

How to Eat Cock the Sofa King Easy Way

Author: Kristy Kream

Publisher:

Published: 2019-09

Total Pages:

ISBN-13: 9780578570792

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This is a parody cookbook. These are just jokes folks! Don't be afraid to laugh even if you have never eaten a rooster before in your life! In most recipes your cock can be substituted with a chicken. These are real recipes. Our goal is to help you get past your Alektorophobia right now and to get you to start enjoying eating cock The Sofa King Easy Way.We here at Sofa King Easy, know that people take their cock-eating very seriously. In fact, we know a few highly experienced cock eaters that could write novels on the subject. Our goal is to make your cock eating more fun, fulfilling, and tasty for everyone. This book is packed full of pleasantly pungent puns, totally tasteless jokes, and some handy (pardon the pun), tasteful recipes. A kaleidoscope of fun for all except for older folks, kids, dogs, some cats, religious fanatics or anyone who doesn't enjoy eating hot cock. You know who you are!


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Download or read book How to Eat Cock the Sofa King Easy Way written by Kristy Kream and published by . This book was released on 2019-09 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a parody cookbook. These are just jokes folks! Don't be afraid to laugh even if you have never eaten a rooster before in your life! In most recipes your cock can be substituted with a chicken. These are real recipes. Our goal is to help you get past your Alektorophobia right now and to get you to start enjoying eating cock The Sofa King Easy Way.We here at Sofa King Easy, know that people take their cock-eating very seriously. In fact, we know a few highly experienced cock eaters that could write novels on the subject. Our goal is to make your cock eating more fun, fulfilling, and tasty for everyone. This book is packed full of pleasantly pungent puns, totally tasteless jokes, and some handy (pardon the pun), tasteful recipes. A kaleidoscope of fun for all except for older folks, kids, dogs, some cats, religious fanatics or anyone who doesn't enjoy eating hot cock. You know who you are!

The Sofa King Easy Way Gag Gifts & Cookbooks for Adults

The Sofa King Easy Way Gag Gifts & Cookbooks for Adults

Author: Kristy Kream

Publisher:

Published: 2020-11-02

Total Pages: 222

ISBN-13: 9781736121450

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How to Eat Cock is not just a bridal shower gift for the blushing bride! No, No, No. These cookbooks also make really wonderful birthday gifts for men. Want to get back at your boss with a great office gift? Simply put How to Eat Cock on his desk before a client meeting. They also make wonderful birthday gifts for women. If you have not eaten cock before or are an old hand at it, either way, you will love to give away these funny gifts. Just try not to laugh when you give out our How to Eat Cock bridal shower cooking books. Especially if you are tired of all those boring naughty bachelorette party games? Spice up the party a bit and give everyone this book in their bachelorette party gift bags to get the party started. Everyone will be taking turns reading the recopies out loud and it tops all bachelorette party games.It is not always all about the bride to be gifts for her and the wedding gift bags. It is always in the ten best gifts for women and best yet it does not come with a diamond attached to it. In addition, our cookbooks make the most unique gifts you can buy if you are looking for some couples' gifts so they can start eating cock together.Buy one as a Grandma gift and embarrass the hell out of her. Buy them as fun gifts for all of your women friends. Same thing if you buy it as a birthday gift for a girlfriend. They will either love you or hate you. They also make hilarious groomsmen gag gifts for men or even a birthday gift for men. The funny embarrassed look on their faces is always jaw dropping.At Sofa King Rad, we put the "gag" in "gag gifts". The Sofa King Easy Way to Eat Cock is the Sofa King ultimate gag gift (pardon the pun).


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Download or read book The Sofa King Easy Way Gag Gifts & Cookbooks for Adults written by Kristy Kream and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-02 with total page 222 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How to Eat Cock is not just a bridal shower gift for the blushing bride! No, No, No. These cookbooks also make really wonderful birthday gifts for men. Want to get back at your boss with a great office gift? Simply put How to Eat Cock on his desk before a client meeting. They also make wonderful birthday gifts for women. If you have not eaten cock before or are an old hand at it, either way, you will love to give away these funny gifts. Just try not to laugh when you give out our How to Eat Cock bridal shower cooking books. Especially if you are tired of all those boring naughty bachelorette party games? Spice up the party a bit and give everyone this book in their bachelorette party gift bags to get the party started. Everyone will be taking turns reading the recopies out loud and it tops all bachelorette party games.It is not always all about the bride to be gifts for her and the wedding gift bags. It is always in the ten best gifts for women and best yet it does not come with a diamond attached to it. In addition, our cookbooks make the most unique gifts you can buy if you are looking for some couples' gifts so they can start eating cock together.Buy one as a Grandma gift and embarrass the hell out of her. Buy them as fun gifts for all of your women friends. Same thing if you buy it as a birthday gift for a girlfriend. They will either love you or hate you. They also make hilarious groomsmen gag gifts for men or even a birthday gift for men. The funny embarrassed look on their faces is always jaw dropping.At Sofa King Rad, we put the "gag" in "gag gifts". The Sofa King Easy Way to Eat Cock is the Sofa King ultimate gag gift (pardon the pun).

69 Ways to Eat Cock

69 Ways to Eat Cock

Author: Chad Filler

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2017-01-21

Total Pages: 180

ISBN-13: 9781542690003

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If you are here because you like to eat cock, you have come to the right place. How many cocks can you eat in a lifetime? There're plenty of people out there who won't be able to even come up with 5 different ways to eat cock, nor will they have intentions to eat cock 69 times, much less eating cock in 69 different ways. This playful book will show you so many cocks you never knew existed before: Japanese Cock Thai Cock Irish Cock African Cock Grandma Famous Cock Dinners made with large cock Snacks made with tiny cocks And so much more... You will learn the correct way to eat them all! You will never get bored eating cocks because you can enjoy cocks in so many ways. After finishing this book, you can consider yourself among a very small number of our population who master the skills of cock eating! Be prepared to garner numerous compliments and questions including: "This is the best cock I've ever put in my mouth!" "How do you get your cock to come out so plump and juicy?" "Why does my cock never taste this good?" With this book, instead of going out for cock you can now eat at home. Think of all the money you'll save! Pick up this book and learn new, healthy ways to eat cocks that you never thought possible! *Note: these recipes can be used for chicken, but the shock factor won't be as great... This book will also be a hit at your white elephant gift party!


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Download or read book 69 Ways to Eat Cock written by Chad Filler and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-01-21 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you are here because you like to eat cock, you have come to the right place. How many cocks can you eat in a lifetime? There're plenty of people out there who won't be able to even come up with 5 different ways to eat cock, nor will they have intentions to eat cock 69 times, much less eating cock in 69 different ways. This playful book will show you so many cocks you never knew existed before: Japanese Cock Thai Cock Irish Cock African Cock Grandma Famous Cock Dinners made with large cock Snacks made with tiny cocks And so much more... You will learn the correct way to eat them all! You will never get bored eating cocks because you can enjoy cocks in so many ways. After finishing this book, you can consider yourself among a very small number of our population who master the skills of cock eating! Be prepared to garner numerous compliments and questions including: "This is the best cock I've ever put in my mouth!" "How do you get your cock to come out so plump and juicy?" "Why does my cock never taste this good?" With this book, instead of going out for cock you can now eat at home. Think of all the money you'll save! Pick up this book and learn new, healthy ways to eat cocks that you never thought possible! *Note: these recipes can be used for chicken, but the shock factor won't be as great... This book will also be a hit at your white elephant gift party!

50 Ways to Eat Cock

50 Ways to Eat Cock

Author: ADRIENNE N. HEW CN

Publisher: Savor the Journey, LLC

Published: 2013

Total Pages: 87

ISBN-13: 148259143X

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This is the ORIGINAL book about eating cock. All other "cock" books are impostors!" "Adrienne Hew has added to the culinary repertoire with this fun and imaginative cookbook on a forgotten traditional food." -Review from Sally Fallon Morell, President, The Weston A. Price Foundation and author of Nourishing Traditions"How much cock can one eat in a lifetime? Let Adrienne Hew count the Ways! A humorous approach to a subject that we tend to ignore: nutrition! Learn to eat cock and LOVE it! Our listeners ate it up!" -Review from Mark Colavecchio, The Bob and Mark ShowCurious about cock? You're not the only one. Once revered for his virility and strength, the rooster has taken a back seat to the hen in more recent years. With healthy chicken recipes like Risotto Cock Balls and Cock-o's, 50 Ways to Eat Cock is a fun and inventive chicken cookbook that takes a revealing look at the folklore, history, culinary culture and nutritional benefits of this well-endowed ingredient. With tongue-in-cheek descriptions, these playful cock recipes are bulging with everything from the quintessential to the quick-and-easy to the downright quirky. You'll learn how to tame this tough bird meat into succulent and finger-licking gourmet meals. Thanks to the ingenuity of author and Certified Nutritionist, Adrienne Hew, the noble cock retakes his rightful place at the head of the table. Grab the "hard copy" as the perfect bridal shower gift!* If you want, you can also make any of these recipes with chicken, but they wouldn't be as fun.


Book Synopsis 50 Ways to Eat Cock by : ADRIENNE N. HEW CN

Download or read book 50 Ways to Eat Cock written by ADRIENNE N. HEW CN and published by Savor the Journey, LLC. This book was released on 2013 with total page 87 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the ORIGINAL book about eating cock. All other "cock" books are impostors!" "Adrienne Hew has added to the culinary repertoire with this fun and imaginative cookbook on a forgotten traditional food." -Review from Sally Fallon Morell, President, The Weston A. Price Foundation and author of Nourishing Traditions"How much cock can one eat in a lifetime? Let Adrienne Hew count the Ways! A humorous approach to a subject that we tend to ignore: nutrition! Learn to eat cock and LOVE it! Our listeners ate it up!" -Review from Mark Colavecchio, The Bob and Mark ShowCurious about cock? You're not the only one. Once revered for his virility and strength, the rooster has taken a back seat to the hen in more recent years. With healthy chicken recipes like Risotto Cock Balls and Cock-o's, 50 Ways to Eat Cock is a fun and inventive chicken cookbook that takes a revealing look at the folklore, history, culinary culture and nutritional benefits of this well-endowed ingredient. With tongue-in-cheek descriptions, these playful cock recipes are bulging with everything from the quintessential to the quick-and-easy to the downright quirky. You'll learn how to tame this tough bird meat into succulent and finger-licking gourmet meals. Thanks to the ingenuity of author and Certified Nutritionist, Adrienne Hew, the noble cock retakes his rightful place at the head of the table. Grab the "hard copy" as the perfect bridal shower gift!* If you want, you can also make any of these recipes with chicken, but they wouldn't be as fun.

69 Exquisite Ways to Eat Cock

69 Exquisite Ways to Eat Cock

Author: Kate Marlow

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2021-09-10

Total Pages: 132

ISBN-13:

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Who says Cock Can Only be Enjoyed One Way? You're now viewing one of the most hilarious gifts you'll find this Christmas season for adults! I introduce to you... 69 Exquisite Ways to Eat Cock! A funny chicken cookbook that will have all your guests left wanting more because who knows the best way to enjoy cock better than you? That's right... no one. If you are open-minded about giving perhaps the funniest and best gift at the Christmas party then these books could be just what you are looking for! . These 69 Cock recipes will keep you satisfied all winter long and into spring when the birds start chirping and the flowers start to blossom! Even Santa's lovin' it! Who can enjoy this book? Your Prude Friends who only knows one way to cook and eat cock Your Married Friends with kids, the look on their face alone would have them laughing, paired with actually helpful recipes would guarantee a fond place in their heart. Your Mother in law, Aunt or any woman in your life who knows a good cockbook when she sees one. Might as well finish on top! Let's see if you can go through this cookbook without cracking a Smile. Perfect as a Gift for Christmas, Mother's or Father's Day, Valentines or even as a Mischeivious but thoughtful Prank No adult gift will make your loved ones Christmas like this. Watching their faces as they open it up will be worth it many times over. You will never forget the laughter shared together. That is what enjoying the moment and staying forever young is all about! Click on the Buy Now button to Grab a copy!


Book Synopsis 69 Exquisite Ways to Eat Cock by : Kate Marlow

Download or read book 69 Exquisite Ways to Eat Cock written by Kate Marlow and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-09-10 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who says Cock Can Only be Enjoyed One Way? You're now viewing one of the most hilarious gifts you'll find this Christmas season for adults! I introduce to you... 69 Exquisite Ways to Eat Cock! A funny chicken cookbook that will have all your guests left wanting more because who knows the best way to enjoy cock better than you? That's right... no one. If you are open-minded about giving perhaps the funniest and best gift at the Christmas party then these books could be just what you are looking for! . These 69 Cock recipes will keep you satisfied all winter long and into spring when the birds start chirping and the flowers start to blossom! Even Santa's lovin' it! Who can enjoy this book? Your Prude Friends who only knows one way to cook and eat cock Your Married Friends with kids, the look on their face alone would have them laughing, paired with actually helpful recipes would guarantee a fond place in their heart. Your Mother in law, Aunt or any woman in your life who knows a good cockbook when she sees one. Might as well finish on top! Let's see if you can go through this cookbook without cracking a Smile. Perfect as a Gift for Christmas, Mother's or Father's Day, Valentines or even as a Mischeivious but thoughtful Prank No adult gift will make your loved ones Christmas like this. Watching their faces as they open it up will be worth it many times over. You will never forget the laughter shared together. That is what enjoying the moment and staying forever young is all about! Click on the Buy Now button to Grab a copy!

How to Eat Cock

How to Eat Cock

Author: Cosima Hussey

Publisher: Random House

Published: 2020-10-01

Total Pages: 128

ISBN-13: 1473577713

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Brilliant protein-packed meals that don't hold back on the spice.' Joe Dicks, bestselling author of High Impact Intercourse Training 'This delightfully raunchily-titled read is, of course, a recipe book full of tongue-in-cheek ways to cook chicken ... everything from Cockporn Poppers to Cossie's Cockatore to Cock Pot Pie.' METRO 'What a title!' Gok Wan The perfect book to get the most out of your cock. By her own admission, Cossie Hussey loves cock. With How to Eat Cock, join her on a culinary exploration and learn to know your way around cock just as well as she does. With recipes honed by a childhood spent on her family farm - from sticky southern fried cock to gobble up with your hands, served with a creamy slaw to the ultimate cock monsieur, a steamy and indulgent feast to share with your friends- let Hussey show you how to get the very best out of your cock.


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Download or read book How to Eat Cock written by Cosima Hussey and published by Random House. This book was released on 2020-10-01 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Brilliant protein-packed meals that don't hold back on the spice.' Joe Dicks, bestselling author of High Impact Intercourse Training 'This delightfully raunchily-titled read is, of course, a recipe book full of tongue-in-cheek ways to cook chicken ... everything from Cockporn Poppers to Cossie's Cockatore to Cock Pot Pie.' METRO 'What a title!' Gok Wan The perfect book to get the most out of your cock. By her own admission, Cossie Hussey loves cock. With How to Eat Cock, join her on a culinary exploration and learn to know your way around cock just as well as she does. With recipes honed by a childhood spent on her family farm - from sticky southern fried cock to gobble up with your hands, served with a creamy slaw to the ultimate cock monsieur, a steamy and indulgent feast to share with your friends- let Hussey show you how to get the very best out of your cock.

Jamie Oliver: King of the Kitchen - The biography of the man who revolutionised the way Britain eats

Jamie Oliver: King of the Kitchen - The biography of the man who revolutionised the way Britain eats

Author: Stafford Hildred

Publisher: Kings Road Publishing

Published: 2012-09-03

Total Pages: 189

ISBN-13: 1782190732

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Jamie Oliver is Britain's best-loved chef. His matey charm and down-to-earth approach to cooking - from The Naked Chef to 30-Minute Meals - have made him a household favourite the length and breadth of the country. Rising from humble pastry chef to television superstar by catching the eye of producers during a documentary about the River Café, his on-screen charisma meant that he featured heavily in the final programme and the offers came flooding in...and so The Naked Chef was born. Jamie's passion shone through and a whole generation of young people were captivated by his enthusiasm. Cooking was suddenly cool! His television series and books gave Jamie fame and fortune the world over, but he always wanted to do something positive with his success. Through his fifteen charity restaurants and campaigns to revolutionise school dinners and get Britain cooking again, Jamie has proved himself to be more than simply a celebrity chef. His desire to bring about radical change has seen him meet with top politicians and raise millions of pounds for good causes. This is the fun and fascinating story behind Jamie Oliver: talented chef, father of four, television celebrity, political campaigner and national institution.


Book Synopsis Jamie Oliver: King of the Kitchen - The biography of the man who revolutionised the way Britain eats by : Stafford Hildred

Download or read book Jamie Oliver: King of the Kitchen - The biography of the man who revolutionised the way Britain eats written by Stafford Hildred and published by Kings Road Publishing. This book was released on 2012-09-03 with total page 189 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jamie Oliver is Britain's best-loved chef. His matey charm and down-to-earth approach to cooking - from The Naked Chef to 30-Minute Meals - have made him a household favourite the length and breadth of the country. Rising from humble pastry chef to television superstar by catching the eye of producers during a documentary about the River Café, his on-screen charisma meant that he featured heavily in the final programme and the offers came flooding in...and so The Naked Chef was born. Jamie's passion shone through and a whole generation of young people were captivated by his enthusiasm. Cooking was suddenly cool! His television series and books gave Jamie fame and fortune the world over, but he always wanted to do something positive with his success. Through his fifteen charity restaurants and campaigns to revolutionise school dinners and get Britain cooking again, Jamie has proved himself to be more than simply a celebrity chef. His desire to bring about radical change has seen him meet with top politicians and raise millions of pounds for good causes. This is the fun and fascinating story behind Jamie Oliver: talented chef, father of four, television celebrity, political campaigner and national institution.

All About Cock

All About Cock

Author: The Fabulous Dick Johnson

Publisher:

Published: 2020-11-22

Total Pages: 134

ISBN-13:

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Do you think about Cock all the time? Are you obsessed with putting dark meat into your mouth at inappropriate times and settings? Then face it... you were born to read this book!There are so many ways to enjoy Cock... and this book shows you all of the best ones. Tired of choked chicken? (as in "arti-choke", geeze...) Just grab a few ingredients and a friend and you'll both soon be enjoying the best Cock you've ever tasted. Be careful not to gag! (as in "gag gift", what's with people these days?) THE PERFECT GIFT for anyone who likes COCK and likes it Fabulous! Buy two, cause you're gonna wish you kept one for yourself... (Scroll up and click on book cover to "LOOK INSIDE") OUR SIMPLE, NO-RISK GUARANTEE: Laugh, guffaw, or cackle your way through this parody cookbook, or we will refund you! Ready to enjoy some Cock? Then hit the "Add to Cart" button now! FREE SHIPPING for Amazon Prime members.


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Download or read book All About Cock written by The Fabulous Dick Johnson and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-22 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you think about Cock all the time? Are you obsessed with putting dark meat into your mouth at inappropriate times and settings? Then face it... you were born to read this book!There are so many ways to enjoy Cock... and this book shows you all of the best ones. Tired of choked chicken? (as in "arti-choke", geeze...) Just grab a few ingredients and a friend and you'll both soon be enjoying the best Cock you've ever tasted. Be careful not to gag! (as in "gag gift", what's with people these days?) THE PERFECT GIFT for anyone who likes COCK and likes it Fabulous! Buy two, cause you're gonna wish you kept one for yourself... (Scroll up and click on book cover to "LOOK INSIDE") OUR SIMPLE, NO-RISK GUARANTEE: Laugh, guffaw, or cackle your way through this parody cookbook, or we will refund you! Ready to enjoy some Cock? Then hit the "Add to Cart" button now! FREE SHIPPING for Amazon Prime members.

African Short and Funny Stories

African Short and Funny Stories

Author: Samson Kamara

Publisher: iUniverse

Published: 2011-06-07

Total Pages: 53

ISBN-13: 1450243967

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A collection of stories for fun and relaxation. All the stories are fictitious and intended for fun but each one carried a hidden message and a brief look into African folk tales. These stories were told around the fire in the village square in the moon light This was the the process of passing history and tradition to children as the only way of teaching in the traditional African setting


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Download or read book African Short and Funny Stories written by Samson Kamara and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2011-06-07 with total page 53 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of stories for fun and relaxation. All the stories are fictitious and intended for fun but each one carried a hidden message and a brief look into African folk tales. These stories were told around the fire in the village square in the moon light This was the the process of passing history and tradition to children as the only way of teaching in the traditional African setting

Sophie's World

Sophie's World

Author: Jostein Gaarder

Publisher: Farrar, Straus and Giroux

Published: 2007-03-20

Total Pages: 544

ISBN-13: 1466804270

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One day Sophie comes home from school to find two questions in her mail: "Who are you?" and "Where does the world come from?" Before she knows it she is enrolled in a correspondence course with a mysterious philosopher. Thus begins Jostein Gaarder's unique novel, which is not only a mystery, but also a complete and entertaining history of philosophy.


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Download or read book Sophie's World written by Jostein Gaarder and published by Farrar, Straus and Giroux. This book was released on 2007-03-20 with total page 544 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One day Sophie comes home from school to find two questions in her mail: "Who are you?" and "Where does the world come from?" Before she knows it she is enrolled in a correspondence course with a mysterious philosopher. Thus begins Jostein Gaarder's unique novel, which is not only a mystery, but also a complete and entertaining history of philosophy.