The Best Ever Book of Auditor Jokes

The Best Ever Book of Auditor Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young

Publisher: CreateSpace

Published: 2012-03-29

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 9781475119213

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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Auditor jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Auditor Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Auditor Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Auditor joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Auditor jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Auditors wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Auditor and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Auditor brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Auditor who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Auditors laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.


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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Auditor Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-03-29 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Auditor jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Auditor Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Auditor Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Auditor joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Auditor jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Auditors wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Auditor and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Auditor brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Auditor who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Auditors laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.


Auditor Jokes

Auditor Jokes

Author: Chester Croker

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2019-07-13

Total Pages: 70

ISBN-13: 9781080090167

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Have lots of fun and laughter with this hilarious auditors joke book. You will simply be holding your sides and laughing out loud at some of the auditor gags. Some would say this is the definitive, conclusive, final, approved collection of funny jokes for auditors. This book is brand new in July 2019, and it would make a great gift for an auditor that you know who enjoys a laugh.Inside you will find many quality jokes, many cheesy jokes and many stories to make you laugh out loud. Put your calculator away, and buy it now!


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Download or read book Auditor Jokes written by Chester Croker and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-07-13 with total page 70 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have lots of fun and laughter with this hilarious auditors joke book. You will simply be holding your sides and laughing out loud at some of the auditor gags. Some would say this is the definitive, conclusive, final, approved collection of funny jokes for auditors. This book is brand new in July 2019, and it would make a great gift for an auditor that you know who enjoys a laugh.Inside you will find many quality jokes, many cheesy jokes and many stories to make you laugh out loud. Put your calculator away, and buy it now!


The Best Ever Book of Accountant Jokes

The Best Ever Book of Accountant Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young

Publisher: CreateSpace

Published: 2011-09-26

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 9781466378438

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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of accountant jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Accountant Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of accountant jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one accountant joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many accountant jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do accountants wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***An accountant and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The accountant turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the accountant.The accountant's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the accountant who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do accountants laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.


Book Synopsis The Best Ever Book of Accountant Jokes by : Mark Geoffrey Young

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Accountant Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-09-26 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of accountant jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Accountant Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of accountant jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one accountant joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many accountant jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do accountants wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***An accountant and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The accountant turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the accountant.The accountant's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the accountant who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do accountants laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.


Hilarious Auditors Jokes

Hilarious Auditors Jokes

Author: Ivan Binetti

Publisher:

Published: 2021-06-22

Total Pages: 66

ISBN-13:

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This book is brand new in July 2019, and it would make a great gift for an auditor that you know who enjoys a laugh. Inside you will find many quality jokes, many cheesy jokes, and many auditor stories to make you laugh out loud. Some would say this is the definitive, conclusive, final, true, and fair approved collection of funny jokes for auditors.


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Download or read book Hilarious Auditors Jokes written by Ivan Binetti and published by . This book was released on 2021-06-22 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is brand new in July 2019, and it would make a great gift for an auditor that you know who enjoys a laugh. Inside you will find many quality jokes, many cheesy jokes, and many auditor stories to make you laugh out loud. Some would say this is the definitive, conclusive, final, true, and fair approved collection of funny jokes for auditors.


Jokes For Auditors

Jokes For Auditors

Author: Huey Machalek

Publisher:

Published: 2021-06-22

Total Pages: 66

ISBN-13:

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This book is brand new in July 2019, and it would make a great gift for an auditor that you know who enjoys a laugh. Inside you will find many quality jokes, many cheesy jokes, and many auditor stories to make you laugh out loud. Some would say this is the definitive, conclusive, final, true, and fair approved collection of funny jokes for auditors.


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Download or read book Jokes For Auditors written by Huey Machalek and published by . This book was released on 2021-06-22 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is brand new in July 2019, and it would make a great gift for an auditor that you know who enjoys a laugh. Inside you will find many quality jokes, many cheesy jokes, and many auditor stories to make you laugh out loud. Some would say this is the definitive, conclusive, final, true, and fair approved collection of funny jokes for auditors.


Humor On High

Humor On High

Author: Roger Freyer

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2021-06-28

Total Pages: 50

ISBN-13:

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Need a laugh today? Looking for something fun to post on your accounting firm's social media account? Take a break and enjoy some of my best jokes about IT consultants and auditors, and more! Highly recommended if you are getting into auditing or working with auditors. Nothing here to help with the audit in the "technical" sense, but gives one several anecdotes of what happens in the auditing world. This is a humoristic collection of anecdotes as happened to me throughout my career as IT consultant and auditor. Laughter and smiles welcome as well as the one or other eye-opener...not only for IT professionals.


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Download or read book Humor On High written by Roger Freyer and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-06-28 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Need a laugh today? Looking for something fun to post on your accounting firm's social media account? Take a break and enjoy some of my best jokes about IT consultants and auditors, and more! Highly recommended if you are getting into auditing or working with auditors. Nothing here to help with the audit in the "technical" sense, but gives one several anecdotes of what happens in the auditing world. This is a humoristic collection of anecdotes as happened to me throughout my career as IT consultant and auditor. Laughter and smiles welcome as well as the one or other eye-opener...not only for IT professionals.


Best Ever 101 Accountant Jokes

Best Ever 101 Accountant Jokes

Author: Matthew Burgess

Publisher:

Published: 2018-06

Total Pages:

ISBN-13: 9780992388690

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Matthew Burgess is one of the directors and founders of specialist firm View Legal. Having the opportunity to help all those he has interaction with achieve their dreams is what he is passionate about. As an author Matthew is published across a range of topics including:1. Technical legal books - see www.viewlegal.com.au/product-category/books/2. Children's books, under the pseudonym 'Lily Burgess' - see www.wordsfromdaddysmouth.com.au3. Business book - The Dream Enabler - see www.thedreamenabler.com.auFor many years Matthew has collected virtually every accountant joke shared with him. This book - '101 Accountant Jokes' - gives the collection a public release for the first time. Two warnings however. First - Matthew has an accounting degree; however realised he must have been a lawyer when he narrowly avoided failing his final accounting exams. Second - if you have previously read Matthew's publication '101 Lawyer Jokes' you may be bitterly disappointed if you were thinking that any of the jokes in '101 Accountant Jokes' would be something other than globally replacing 'lawyer' with 'accountant'.


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Download or read book Best Ever 101 Accountant Jokes written by Matthew Burgess and published by . This book was released on 2018-06 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Matthew Burgess is one of the directors and founders of specialist firm View Legal. Having the opportunity to help all those he has interaction with achieve their dreams is what he is passionate about. As an author Matthew is published across a range of topics including:1. Technical legal books - see www.viewlegal.com.au/product-category/books/2. Children's books, under the pseudonym 'Lily Burgess' - see www.wordsfromdaddysmouth.com.au3. Business book - The Dream Enabler - see www.thedreamenabler.com.auFor many years Matthew has collected virtually every accountant joke shared with him. This book - '101 Accountant Jokes' - gives the collection a public release for the first time. Two warnings however. First - Matthew has an accounting degree; however realised he must have been a lawyer when he narrowly avoided failing his final accounting exams. Second - if you have previously read Matthew's publication '101 Lawyer Jokes' you may be bitterly disappointed if you were thinking that any of the jokes in '101 Accountant Jokes' would be something other than globally replacing 'lawyer' with 'accountant'.


The Accountant's (Bad) Joke Book: Have You Heard the One about ... ?

The Accountant's (Bad) Joke Book: Have You Heard the One about ... ?

Author: Rick Telberg

Publisher:

Published: 2011-03

Total Pages: 26

ISBN-13: 9780982714720

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Need a Laugh? Okay, maybe just a chuckle and the occasional groan? We've done our best to compile all the (mostly) decent jokes we can find about accountants. (Some are even funny )


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Download or read book The Accountant's (Bad) Joke Book: Have You Heard the One about ... ? written by Rick Telberg and published by . This book was released on 2011-03 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Need a Laugh? Okay, maybe just a chuckle and the occasional groan? We've done our best to compile all the (mostly) decent jokes we can find about accountants. (Some are even funny )


Best Compliance Auditor Ever

Best Compliance Auditor Ever

Author: Office Humor Press

Publisher:

Published: 2020-12-18

Total Pages: 120

ISBN-13:

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Are you looking for a funny gift for your coworker? Look no further. This brilliant office gag gift will give everyone a big laugh and is sure to be a crowd pleaser. Perfect gift for Secret Santa, Christmas, or any special occasion (that involves your boss or coworker). Details: Stylish and Cute Notebook Journal To-Do Lists Notebook With 120 pages 6 x 9 inches - the ideal size for taking lots of notes while also easily fitting in your bag This Composition Notebook has a Matte, Sturdy Paperback Cover, perfect bound, for a beautiful look and feel. Can be used as a daily to-do list, journal to write in, composition book or diary. Click "add to cart" to get this gift and bring some fun to the office today!


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Download or read book Best Compliance Auditor Ever written by Office Humor Press and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-18 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for a funny gift for your coworker? Look no further. This brilliant office gag gift will give everyone a big laugh and is sure to be a crowd pleaser. Perfect gift for Secret Santa, Christmas, or any special occasion (that involves your boss or coworker). Details: Stylish and Cute Notebook Journal To-Do Lists Notebook With 120 pages 6 x 9 inches - the ideal size for taking lots of notes while also easily fitting in your bag This Composition Notebook has a Matte, Sturdy Paperback Cover, perfect bound, for a beautiful look and feel. Can be used as a daily to-do list, journal to write in, composition book or diary. Click "add to cart" to get this gift and bring some fun to the office today!


Best Revenue Auditor Ever

Best Revenue Auditor Ever

Author: Office Humor Press

Publisher:

Published: 2020-12-18

Total Pages: 120

ISBN-13:

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Are you looking for a funny gift for your coworker? Look no further. This brilliant office gag gift will give everyone a big laugh and is sure to be a crowd pleaser. Perfect gift for Secret Santa, Christmas, or any special occasion (that involves your boss or coworker). Details: Stylish and Cute Notebook Journal To-Do Lists Notebook With 120 pages 6 x 9 inches - the ideal size for taking lots of notes while also easily fitting in your bag This Composition Notebook has a Matte, Sturdy Paperback Cover, perfect bound, for a beautiful look and feel. Can be used as a daily to-do list, journal to write in, composition book or diary. Click "add to cart" to get this gift and bring some fun to the office today!


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Download or read book Best Revenue Auditor Ever written by Office Humor Press and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-18 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for a funny gift for your coworker? Look no further. This brilliant office gag gift will give everyone a big laugh and is sure to be a crowd pleaser. Perfect gift for Secret Santa, Christmas, or any special occasion (that involves your boss or coworker). Details: Stylish and Cute Notebook Journal To-Do Lists Notebook With 120 pages 6 x 9 inches - the ideal size for taking lots of notes while also easily fitting in your bag This Composition Notebook has a Matte, Sturdy Paperback Cover, perfect bound, for a beautiful look and feel. Can be used as a daily to-do list, journal to write in, composition book or diary. Click "add to cart" to get this gift and bring some fun to the office today!